Beth Lapides

Delegate of The Sun Sometimes the thing you want to say

What to say, what not to say and why.... in this now.

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Politicos: Gather a quorum, a group of 1776? politicians in office & not - from both/all - parties. Photo shoot - ‘we are the world’ style - create a picture of resistance from within gov that equals the pics from Minneapolis. A pic of political resistance. Not an individual talking into a phone.

gather a quorum? build a group of 1776? - for the symbolic power- politicians in office & not - from both - all? - parties - photo shoot - ‘we are the world’ style - create a pic of resistance from within gov that equals the pics from minnesota? from there let next steps begin. we the people. no ice

yes and possible for you to gather a quorum - start to build a group of 1776? - politicians in office & not - from both - all? - parties - do a photo shoot - ‘we are the world’ style - create a pic of resistance from within gov that equals the pics from minnesota? and from there next steps

there's always a workaround

tbh probably 4/5 or 6/5

A New Kind of Freedom Sobriety opened the door to clarity, creativity and coming home to myself

less booze, more muse

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drawing water refresh yourself in it

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also the reason women don’t have more babies is they aren’t clear about when they are ovulating 😂 and a government app will help because there aren’t already apps fur that which we’ve all dented so no one else can track our ovulation

mesmerized by the sound of running water

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Hide and Seek Questions Answered

definitely not bullied enough open.substack.com/pub/bethlapi...

not forever 21

thank you

i feel like this stock is the news and we are all him

perfect expression of our confusion

not the whole country

thank you for the work and the writing about it

don’t our firefighters work for the state - not the us gov?

nice to see you! xx

best gulf of america commentary 💯

❤️👏🙌 congratulations Molly!!!

finally a good reason not to watch the super bowl! ;)

will you be my valentine?

yay! 🦋♾️🦋

i’m just thinking of all the people judging this post thinking can he really?!?