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Helix

@meow.dad

Large, fluffy, and in charge. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Just a cat dad who's feline fine. Tummy rub addict! sabertooth tiger fennec! Musician! Maker! Hacker! πŸ’™ πŸ“·, πŸ’½, πŸ› οΈβš™οΈ, snugs and soft thingsπŸ”ž Chicago Demi Taken My opinions don’t represent those of my fintech employer.

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Her takes are pretty good now, no?

02.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One country’s stupid actions always make my life miserable :/

Just a friendly reminder that someone’s appearance or upbringing in a particular religion doesn’t automatically mean the actions of a single nation shrouded in that religion represent their beliefs.

02.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, snow removal service.

25.02.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: A memorial for Kristi Noem’s dog has been erected in Chicago

19.02.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 8746 πŸ” 2695 πŸ’¬ 414 πŸ“Œ 232

Yeahhhhh I moved to payment processing and financial infrastructure….

23.02.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you angle it just right, you can plow right to the curb.

23.02.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I miss doing XR dev

23.02.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But what about tummy?

23.02.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s less about the size and more about how you use it to plow.

23.02.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ should be sent to jail for β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ children.
Everyone knows it.

23.02.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t size shame the plow. Even with a smaller plow he can remove more than enough snow.

23.02.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Friend shapes

09.02.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Deer derg! Love it !

08.02.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhhhh myyyyy

08.02.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooo so curious now

07.02.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Be the cartoon you wanna be.
#rawr #meow

07.02.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

If it’s a fun project I’ll make some music for ya!

07.02.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

WELCOME TO TEEFS

07.02.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A really thick statue of an obese bird.

A really thick statue of an obese bird.

OH LAWD BORB

07.02.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes it can be helpful to kickstart your changing eating habits because you won’t be as hungry. I’m down to talk about it. Feel free to dm me

06.02.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A blond strait haired female presenting model wearing jeans and a white v neck holding up  bathroom mat that is made from the letters FUCK with a multi color outline. She is sitting on a wood floor in front of a couch. She has a big smile similar to the β€œeating a salad smiling” meme. In the around is a typical American suburban backyard with a bush that has purple flowers. The background is out of focus.

A blond strait haired female presenting model wearing jeans and a white v neck holding up bathroom mat that is made from the letters FUCK with a multi color outline. She is sitting on a wood floor in front of a couch. She has a big smile similar to the β€œeating a salad smiling” meme. In the around is a typical American suburban backyard with a bush that has purple flowers. The background is out of focus.

Peak bathroom mat design.

06.02.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you tried GLP-1s?
They really are game changing.

06.02.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You just wanna eat all the animal shapes :P

03.02.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A bag of retro bath beads in a variety of animal shapes.

A bag of retro bath beads in a variety of animal shapes.

Colorful Fish, hearts, balls, frogs, elephants and dolphins bath beads on a granite surface.

Colorful Fish, hearts, balls, frogs, elephants and dolphins bath beads on a granite surface.

These are the original tide pods.

02.02.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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30.01.2026 08:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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29.01.2026 09:32 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Then bites a hole directly through the phone with them chompers

26.01.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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San Francisco is ultra gay on Castro and I love it

26.01.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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*chomps*

15.01.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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TEEF

15.01.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0