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Nathan Berg

@apocalypse-construct.com

Queer writer and game designer. They/them. Don't ask me, I'm just here for the snacks.

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"Unveils"

you mean like how you unzip a body bag

11.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Oh she got her "ogling elves" face on, too. She came prepared.

12.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My partner and I just watched this for the 1000th time and we STILL crack up at that.

12.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Always reminds me of that meme about October, November, and December not being the 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

"Whoever screwed this up should be stabbed."

"...I have *excellent* news for you."

12.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That emoji is giving me so much GD life ❀️

12.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the closest Chili's is like 3 hours away anyway, but anytime I'm traveling, I sure as hells won't be considering their establishments. Fuck this shit all the way off.

12.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Stick man holds up a finger and opens mouth to protest, then decides against it but still looks deeply unsettled.

Stick man holds up a finger and opens mouth to protest, then decides against it but still looks deeply unsettled.

09.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is how I access Bluesky.

09.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that is most certainly a dragon name.

09.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Omeprazole" sounds like a used wand salesman.

09.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apropos of nothing in particular, certainly not about disgustingly rich toy companies giving insane amounts of money to a vile transphobe for a crack at their IP and then trying to claim a moral high ground.

Definitely not about that.

#FireChrisCocks

09.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait you can fuck him? That's an option??

Toxic yaoi, here I come!

25.02.2026 09:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1) EASY. Gambit.

2) Harder. I think Meriadoc, but Arwen is pretty badass so I certainly wouldn't say no.

3) Do we count JL Dark? If so, Constantine. If not? Probably Wonder Woman. (I am less familiar with DC in general but she seems like she'd have a lot of interesting stories.)

4) EASY. Riker.

15.02.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a young man stands next to a statue of a man Alt: Reed Richards from Fant4stic (2015) to Ben Grimm, saying "Say that again."
15.02.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This looks super cool and you should get it!

14.02.2026 08:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The final weekend of the Broken Cyberhearts sale has arrived. This is your last chance to pick up Cyberpunk RED and its other books digitally at 50% off in our own store!

talsorianstore.com/collections/...

The discount is applied in the shopping cart, bundles and other discounts are not applied.

13.02.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The box for Paizo's Monster Match card game.

The box for Paizo's Monster Match card game.

My partner and I did a combo late Xmas/Valentine's Day tonight (I work tomorrow night) and we just opened our presents to each other. Look what she gave me! #Paizo #MonsterMatch

14.02.2026 07:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's great to hear! Fingers crossed I eventually get to latch onto some poor schmuck with my Intercorp Orpheus and stab the crap out of them.

12.02.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am so stoked for this. 8bit isometric AND giant robot mayhem? Hells yes!

12.02.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saved! Will this be moddable at some point? I bet there's folks in the community who would love to make mods for some of the fantastic homebrew content out there.

12.02.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing as I nearly shouted "ANCHOR ROOT!" out loud at work upon seeing that picture, this makes a lot of sense.

12.02.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€

12.02.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what this could be referring to? πŸ€”

Welp, back to it, I suppose.

*(continues researching Stoat)*

11.02.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This feels like a worthy cause. MN is a horror show right now, and lots of people are rightfully afraid to go outside with the gestapo prowling the streets.

16.01.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Slightly diminish an #RPG

PathEducatedGuesser (2nd edition!)

13.01.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯‹πŸ₯²β˜ οΈ

12.01.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Red Dead Reconsideration

11.01.2026 09:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tapping this sign as we’re already kind of late πŸ₯²

07.01.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Protect Medicaid for People with ME/CFS and Long COVID New Medicaid work rules will take effect at the end of 2026. Our care and support systems have long been rigged against disabled people, and these new paperwork rules will push even more sick people o...

Congress has mandated that folks need to either work 80 hours a month or prove they're "medically frail" in order to keep receiving Medicaid, but you can sign this petition to help protect access for folks disabled by ME/CFS and Long Covid: actionnetwork.org/petitions/fr...

07.01.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi I am a train less than 10 feet from your driver side door. Choo choo have some PTSD.

02.01.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0