Brian Heaton

I wouldn't trust the current administration to write a lemonade stand security strategy.

The Simon And Garfunkel 'Sounds Of Silence ' album cover except they're being chased by a Cylon from Battlestar Galactica.

Simon And Garfunkel next. #totp

I'm not sure which is worse - that they're dumb enough to say such things or that they know their base is dumb enough to believe them.

Senator Blutarsky. (IYKYK)

Just had this discussion with my dad tonight. His LOAC training was Navy OCS back in the 60s. Mine was Marine boot camp in the 80s. We both remembered it well. I'm sure you do too.

Far too many folks are betraying their oath and dishonoring their uniform.

Today is International Sex Workers’ Rights Day, a time to support and uplift sex workers everywhere—and a particularly good day to throw some money to the United Brothel Workers in Nevada who were illegally terminated after their historic union drive with CWA went public! ☂️

Did the LTD at least have a 302 or 351W so we can check the "V8" box on your Vehicle Card?

You're doing great!

He's also "walked the walk" on his commitment to the separation of church and state. He gave serious grillings to the state reps who brought bills to the floor for things like School Chaplains replacing guidance counsellors and posting the 10 Commandments in classrooms.

Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

1978 Olds Cutlass
1972 Chevy Caprice Classic (2 door)
1985 M-1009 CUCV (Military Chevy Blazer with a 6.2L diesel)
2002 Ford F-250SD (CCLB - 7.3L diesel)
1997 Jeep Cherokee XJ

I'm very happy I voted early. One of the few things the state does reasonably well, despite significant attempts to make it more difficult and less convenient.

Wag the Dog

The Princess Bride -- if you need a break from (gestures wildly)

Or, you could go with Another One Rides the Bus and skip the running. 😜

Sooo.. To be properly manly according to the Manosphere, you gobble down some balls soaked in milk?

yes please, ma'am.

As long as you keep being awesome, the world is a better place.

Gotta get more bullets for their OER.

Who cares what the new leader does to the Iranian people as long as they dump the nuke program and sell us cheap oil?

Yes, sarcasm very very thick.

The family is once again saved by the mighty hunter.

Crow: "Friday night, Trump filmed this tough video where he talked about the cost of war & how hard it's gonna be & how we're gonna lose troops, then he literally went behind the curtain & hosted a million dollar a plate dinner & dance party at Mar-a-Lago. That tells you everything you need to know"

"Mon crayon est grand et mon crayon est jaune"

We seem to have started March Madness rather early this year.

You said it better than I could.

Would I like to see the Iranians responsible for EFPs (and other nastues) in Iraq killed? Yes. Absolutely.

Do I want yet another poorly planned and understood middle east adventure to screw things up for the next 20 years? Absofrackinlutely not!

How about their kids enlist and deploy?

"like all men of power, when he talked of prices worth paying, you could be sure of one thing. Someone else was paying" - Altered Carbon - Richard K Morgan

Sleep well

Do you have a quote you like to use in boxers? (couldn't resist - it was just sitting there waiting)

We've already done regime change once in Iran. Long-term, it didn't work out like we'd planned.

Noooooooooooooooooooo

But... But... They might question Dear Leader! 😔