Matneto 🧲⚡️

The smell of cheap beer and the faint metallic odor of dried blood cling to this dingy basement. As I make my way through the crowd I spy the usual suspects: Dent, Chigurh, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

I sit. I call it…wrong

Dead eyes meet, “I want to look like Elle Woods”

“…well that was rand—“

The “payload” objective is just pushing the lunch cart down the fluorescent-lit hallway

Sorry mutants, I have failed you yet again.

I think I’m done posting on here. I had so much fun. I appreciate all of your kindness, truly.

Stay Gold ♥️💜

No lunch break gang ✊

♥️💜♥️💜♥️💜

I drink Guinness for the record

Not because I’m Irish, I’m not

It’s the melancholy 🙂‍↕️

Gm!!! 🍞🙌

Science friends, life is difficult now, but please still try to peer review papers if you can.

I'm the editor handling a paper that just had it's 43rd person decline to review. We may have to reject it because no one is willing to review it, which sucks for the authors.

Heck yea! Enjoy it! ♥️💜

And they’re like, it’s—*gags*

Fish from SpongeBob surrounded by hearts

Sorry, can’t. Busy two-step authenticating my whole existence

A person just told me I look like I drink white claw…and I don’t know how to feel about that…

Take your time, you deserve it ♥️💜

Busy! What’s happening PJ? ^_^

Fascism sucks. This sucks. I hate it.

💜♥️🫂♥️💜

Good morning ♥️💜

Rise! RISE!! RISEEEEEEE!!!!!

*I stare intently at the sourdough*

Our world is absurdist 🙂‍↕️

We like to think of communism as being grey and joyless but the hard (ba dum tish) data conclusively proves it's better than this shit

Jonah Hex 2 (6404)

tbh I saw someone saying chatgpt triggers psychosis bc it's mimicking the voices: no. auditory hallucinations are largely negative and judgemental. what it's mimicking is the certainty that comes with delusional thinking. arguably it's more like being in a cult than it is like organic psychosis imo

Speak on it 🗣️

Sickkkkk!!!