Uncle Fester has a new suit. And a teenage girl.

Then they know who they are.

Seriously, the f-word has the same level of menace to you as someone trying to shoot a congressperson up with some unknown substance?

Yep.

We are living in a Stanley Kubrick dream sequence.

I love this song so much: 🎵 Now it's making sense to me. 🎵

An acapella duet called "Build A Ballroom" 👀 sung by Ken Sandberg & A Gift From Todd

An extraordinarily creative way to say that Trump is building a 350 million bunker funded by his elite tech friends for when shit hits the fan.

Sounds like a protection racket to me.

One Afghan immigrant shoots two National Guard members, MAGA insists that all immigration from "Third World" (Read: Brown countries) is immediately and permanently halted.
Young white American males gun down dozens of school children each year, MAGA insists we make it easier for them to get guns.

YESSSS

Must be under threat that something from his past might be exposed if he doesn't tank the case.

And here he is about to sing "Don't Cry for Me, Argentina"

And now, me too.

I would love that bus so much I’d find reasons to ride it 8-12 times a day.

I think we just need to quietly celebrate these moments so he keeps doing it. Only saving grace so far.

Stunning! Is this building in use these days?

And still doesn’t have the mask over his nose.

Every woman alive has known at least one little shit like Walker & company who can't stand that women are repulsed by them, and go down the rabbit hole of glorifying rape to pretend to themselves they are powerful

To Eric: you first, buddy.

Oh my god that's disgusting

I'm sorry but it's just wild we are in the middle of a government shutdown and the House Republicans are REFUSING TO SHOW UP FOR WORK so they can protect billionaire pedophiles and billionaire tax breaks.

Don't forget that they also shot him in the head with one of their "non-lethal" bullets.

Ok-- wax statue of Trump or photoshop? A body double might account for Melania's smile.

This is fantastic

Gotta say it was one of my first thoughts.

Probably best to continue avoiding cream of celery. It's pretty nasty tasting.

Mushroom is too brown. Maybe cream of celery, or potato (if the potatoes are peeled).

50,001

😁

Same.

Please don't get my hopes up