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DFTBA - math nerd 30-something I forget what goes here

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Hank scheduled 8am post???

06.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bungledown Chim would’ve been great

06.03.2026 06:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

05.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Serene monkey holding an mp3 player

Serene monkey holding an mp3 player

🎢 BEANS IN BANANA LOCAAA 🎢

05.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Chungle-Down Bim has gone from nasty pirate who shoves pasta in his coat, to nightmare forest tree-hopper, to highway speed demon???

05.03.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wait what. What did Fabian do to deserve this again 😭

05.03.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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When the GM leaves and tells the PCs to keep playing as if they can go anywhere without him

05.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Top podcast for teens, for sleep and now for the elderly too??

04.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Lou trying to count his damage saying β€œNo, more than 12, no, less than 12, 11.

Lou trying to count his damage saying β€œNo, more than 12, no, less than 12, 11.

Fabian struggling to use his 12 INT stat

03.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also removes the birds body. Looks like it’s got only legs under those wings

03.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Triple M Footy on X: Richmond will take a slow and steady approach with prized pick Sam Cumming's shoulder concern. 

Surgery remains an option if it doesn't improve, per @RalphyHeraldSun

Triple M Footy on X: Richmond will take a slow and steady approach with prized pick Sam Cumming's shoulder concern. Surgery remains an option if it doesn't improve, per @RalphyHeraldSun

02.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 366 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 11
Garfield in pajamas saying β€œI hate Mondays”

Garfield in pajamas saying β€œI hate Mondays”

This is me in case you’re wondering

02.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought she forgot who he is after Cumberbatch did his magic thingy

02.03.2026 05:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A broken clock is right twice a day or something

01.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was in bed sick since Friday maybe I should go back

01.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New pokemon???

01.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oops lil fart

27.02.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Smash samarium

26.02.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon would be down for this I think

26.02.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why are there no DMV appointments until may

26.02.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Boooo

24.02.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSo I feel like we could be really toxic in each other’s lives in a very exciting, sexual way, if that’s something you’re interested in.”

I’m imaging that quote as if it was said by Chungle-Down Bim instead

24.02.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you poop on your back?

24.02.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Mine is a mix between dropout shorts and dragonball z for some reason

24.02.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Brennan shouting β€œWhat the fuck?” In response to Ally’s miraculous nat 20

Brennan shouting β€œWhat the fuck?” In response to Ally’s miraculous nat 20

The Beardsley 20 strikes again. Brennan is pretending to be mad but you can tell he loves when his players succeed

23.02.2026 07:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Riz saying β€œMission accomplished, Dad.”

Riz saying β€œMission accomplished, Dad.”

I think technically Pok is owed a second β€œavenged dad” mug

23.02.2026 06:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It toon them this long to figure that out?

23.02.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll be impressed when AI plays a ukelele while singing an apology

22.02.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone make this about Heated Rivalry

22.02.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Murph sitting in front of the freshman year Riz Gukgak banner

Murph sitting in front of the freshman year Riz Gukgak banner

Does he know? πŸ€”

22.02.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0