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“All” means ALL

If he is not in the live action season 2…

“SPHINX!”

Opinion | Your salted caramel mocha latte is destroying society Edmund Burke would have had thoughts about the consumption of that vanilla sweet cream nitro cold brew.

Douxiety: the state of being anxious because you’re not sure whether someone is engaged in satire or just being a regular douche

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Total blind trust in the integrity of this suspension bridge of stale linguini and tapioca welding.

~This week, we're solving problems the medieval way ⚔️😇

#Gpose #Gposer #ffxiv #ff14 #gposers

Dumbbell, barbell, kettlebell…?

Gotta start wearing a bell

Gross. But…

This happened under Obama 1, not Trump. Dozens were implicated, not hundreds. And though the image doesn’t say so explicitly, implying a Hegseth connection by slapping his pic there when Gates was head of DoD in ‘10 is dishonest at best.

I still don’t trust this FB boomer poster.

You’ve definitely grown one, and those legs will ensure that whoever’s appreciating it will do so as long as YOU want them to

As plausible as this is with this administration, I’m gonna need a source with higher credibility than a FB page (whose “Story link in bio” I can’t see without logging in) shared by a boomer born in 48.

He’s 300lbs and decides when your space has been heated enough.

Humblebrag.

Stand further down the bar. Wear snug underwear.

Nostalgia is a weapon. You don’t miss the early 2000s, you miss being a stupid child. You want to be stupid again. You want your parents to take care of you. You are 12.

“I dare you to look into the eyes of EVERY member of Spheal Team 6 and tell them they’re not fit for duty!”

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

Adults set up too many arbitrary limits for ourselves. Like, if we’ve never drawn before and we try, and it looks like, well, a child’s drawing instead of something halfway sophisticated then it must be the case that we can’t draw and it’s too late to learn. Imagine applying that logic to cooking.

Oooo, new BDSM gear unlocked.

Or locked, I guess.

I don’t know how to do so, but you should reward it for its effort and job well done

Ugh, mess all around. And being the Wall Street Journal, the comments section is a MAGA dumpster fire with proper grammar.

I love him

Harsh, but fair and true.

Some people are utterly incapable of distinguishing between “sex” and ”sexuality”, and so any presence of gay people means they have to deal with the topic of sweaty man-on-man butt fuckin’. Two guys having a loving snuggle doesn’t exist to them without the context of blowjobs.

The straights still haven’t figured out sex after all these thousands of years.

That pouch is puttin’ in the work

If the timing’s right, a parry’s a parry.

It’s not that he’s indifferent to the infliction of pain. Rather, pain is a means to an end. Whether he’s indifferent or not may depend on specific context, but it all circles back to his self-aggrandizement, enrichment, and comfort.

For Miller pain and suffering IS the end itself, the whole point.

Yes, but you do have to put in the effort to find it. Not a lot of effort, mind you—it’s not hiding or anything—but it’s an incredibly sleepy town if you don’t pay attention to what’s going on.

I’m not this because I eat too much donuts and don’t game enough, but I want to become this