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Bitter middle aged woman. Registered nurse. Mother of 4 millennials. Daughter of two boomers. Ex wife of 1. Heterosexual life partner to 1. Hobby satirist. Virtual reality game nerd. Pot smoker.

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Legacy media is dead. There’s no point in reading it anymore.

09.03.2026 12:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We don’t really

09.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The rash spread to his scalp and he can’t do the combover.

09.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s terrible. She has young kids who live there.

09.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is so rude.

08.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t that a Bartlett Pear? They smell like a combination of ass and foot. We always call the AssFoot Trees.

08.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to sound overly sunny here, but I think he’s just British. Cunt is a common insult over there and isn’t the same as it is here. It’s almost like shaking hands over there. Like β€œsuch a pleasure t0 meet such a nice cunt!l”

06.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Something similar happens on my face every single time I think retinol will work for me this time.

02.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s too bad he isn’t one of those people who get in his eye

02.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It should be legal to shoot people with tranquilizer guns. You could hire a β€œtranq man”, a hit man but with tranquilizers. It could be to quiet people who are getting on your nerves, or as a a gift to someone who could really use a tranquilizer. It could be better than sending flowers.

23.02.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I could watch Schitts Creek again for the first time.

28.02.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think they want to be my friends

26.02.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It should be legal to shoot people with tranquilizer guns. You could hire a β€œtranq man”, a hit man but with tranquilizers. It could be to quiet people who are getting on your nerves, or as a a gift to someone who could really use a tranquilizer. It could be better than sending flowers.

23.02.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Depends on the hospital and the actual chaplains.

22.02.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But did this guy have tears in his eyes?

20.02.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky is hiding my comments? How did you see it?

20.02.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Who hides my comments?

20.02.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, this changes everything

20.02.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was there

20.02.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is Dr. Phil doing meth?

18.02.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Sorry not sorry, but I miss when the guy in charge of health care wasn't out here bragging about snorting coke off of toilet seats.

Sorry not sorry, but I miss when the guy in charge of health care wasn't out here bragging about snorting coke off of toilet seats.

14.02.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

I like Megan Markle. I don’t care who knows it

14.02.2026 08:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m starting to grasp just how awful the Trump-Epstein situation is. All
These high ranking people, all these rich and powerful people are members of organized crime. They’re not just a bunch of dirtbags, they’re truly a level of evil I didn’t think actually existed in real life. It happened here.

14.02.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have the exact same outfit. What do you think of it?

13.02.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She probably is just throwing the occasional bone

10.02.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The puppy bowl viewership should at least be 4x the amount of known assholes in the world instead of 2x

10.02.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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There's an idea !!!

10.02.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

NBC is editing out JD Vance being booed at the Olympics. CBS and ABC paid millions in bogus settlements to fund Trump. CNN made Scott Jennings a rightwing star. The Washington Post just laid off 300 journalists.

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07.02.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 4898 πŸ” 1539 πŸ’¬ 129 πŸ“Œ 57
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Latvia launches human trafficking investigation after Epstein file release Latvia has launched a criminal investigation into potential human trafficking after the release of documents related to late U.S. sex offender Jeffrey Epstein that included references to Latvian model...

🧡The dam is bursting.

Latvia, Lithuania, and Poland have all launched criminal investigations into potential human trafficking after the latest release of Epstein documents.

Trump has to be nervous. Eastern Europe was one of his prime picking grounds for his trafficking model agency.

06.02.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 606 πŸ” 265 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 11

Evil.

06.02.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 2799 πŸ” 1101 πŸ’¬ 577 πŸ“Œ 140