06.03.2026 08:14
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i thought you said bbq chicken is arriving
happy birthday!
I didn’t know jared leto’s last name was christ
Windows 69 conveniently replaces all words with "nice", so you can enjoy a nice experience.
it was quite good, but suffered from poor structural integrity
I’m making a burger on a bagel and I fried the bagel in the pan next to the burger so it’s crunchy on the outside and and smells of burger
for thousands of years, in fact for most of human evolution, there were fewer than 4 star wars episodes, and it felt right. then in the late 1900s, things changed dramatically
we were a year apart in age so we had a lot in common. also, her first middle and last name were the same as my (half) sister, which was funny
damn i just remembered my internet pen pal from the early 2000s. when i mistyped my sister's email address and it was this girl in canada. we emailed back and forth for years, and eventually became facebook friends but drifted apart. i miss random stuff like that from my youth /sigh
an anagram for "kristi noem" is "i stink more"
cops say his alibi "smelled of bullshit"
blew every red light
sweet corn, butter, salt, pepper is one of my favorites!
it sucks that a lot of men think they can't enjoy delicious things because of toxic masculinity
not kidding 😂
how i arrived on bluesky
i said it before and i'll say it again: the US is fucked in modern drone warfare. we're gonna go bankrupt shooting down cheap drones
yeah the series took a weird turn after the credits of Star Wars (1977)
i bet it was good but it legit looks like death & decay from warcraft (no offense intended)
you deal with tantrums by not letting the child control the situation via tantrums
half of the gummies are for my mom
techbro libertarian manchildren
this kid is like 2 years old tops. at that point you just pick them up lol
the weed fairy visited
a bag full of various THC products
treasure 🤩
it’s Wedn’tesday
