Gord Randall

That's the NHL for you!

Spiritually, there weren't

Saw ether Harm or Drance bring that up about a month ago. The logic goes: reach a settlement and get partially paid out, then leave yourself unencumbered to sign with a contender on a more palatable number.
I don't believe that deadline is a thing, but I could definitely be wrong about that!

He used to try, though!

Not really.

He's no longer blocking.

It's pretty amazing that the most powerful country in the Western world's foreign policy strategy is "making it up as we go".

A 6/7 swap would have been lol

He's Zabel's college roommate, let them Shake n Bake and upgrade the RG and you'll be cooking.

We went some way towards rectifying this by getting rid of Garland, at least

Funny how much that sounds like Jim Benning (if you add a few "y'know"s in there).

Sadly, the only team dumb enough to trade for him already employs him.

Mutual termination is still possible, speak it into existence

I'm opposed to anything that gives the current premier of that province more power. Once she's deservedly sent out to pasture I'm more open to it.

This is correct.

They're gonna mutually terminate his contract, I bet.

Otherwise the MAGA candidates are gonna get primaried by RTDB candidates (Run the Dang Ball)

Whereas Aaron Judge seems very corny

Easily my favorite part of this map is the implication that Rutland doesn't listen to music.

I also did this.

That bubble run was a hell of a ride.

Basically this entire era of Canucks hockey summed up:

I just can't imagine having an emotional attachment to him, or any of the dudes from this era that brought us like two happy memories. I feel absolutely no connection to any of them.

It really does suck that we have to loop back to "they did a pretty good job of cleaning up their own messes!" every few years as a relative peak for the franchise.

Looks like we're projecting it for about 0.5 Jim Bennings.

You get it. This is true on every level.

Absolutely no doubt of this.
The narrative that he was one of our core character guys... Fuckin Yuck.

LOL I thought this was about Mendoza, and they'd traded Crosby (to the Niners or something)

This vastly overrates the player they're trading away.

This list should be half as long 24 hours from now.