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Welcome to BlueSky. The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. I like weird things and may share them. I mean it. WEIRD STUFF. He/Him https://ko-fi.com/joeaconite

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This week the local Krogers had a freezer malfunction defrost every frozen pizza on the wall, pies and fruit in that section as well.
According to guidelines they could not refreeze and resell thawed pizza+.

So they threw it all out.

09.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The guy who voices Master Chief from the video game "Halo," who was featured in a White House meme video showing missiles blowing people up in Iran, calls it "disgusting and juvenile war porn" wapo.st/3NhffGm

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If Liquid Latinum cannot be replicated, then how can it be sent through a Transporter?

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πŸ₯€

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It's not that they didn't have the money. It's that they don't want to help.
Never will.

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I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.

This video is lowballing it.

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Bought & sold.
They could vote him out of the leadership today if they wanted to.

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Mando should never take off his mask either.

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I aspire to write a headline a tenth as good as this someday. Also, fuck the IDF and well done Al Kapranos for taking a stand.

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Box Breathing Animation | 10-Minute | Guided Breathing for Stress Relief & Focus
Box Breathing Animation | 10-Minute | Guided Breathing for Stress Relief & Focus YouTube video by Recovery.com

youtu.be/qRGSUff6T04?...

09.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can do this.

It’s hard, I know it’s not easy, but you can do it.

Take a deep breath.

Settle your heart.

Relax your body.

Take it one step at a time.

Even if it’s a small task, you can accomplish it.

Help others, but only if you can. Don’t push yourself.

Okay.

Let’s do this.

09.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Shying away from it is what got us into a lot of problems in the first place.
If a person has faith and making it apply for good, they should.

Denying this aspect causes it to gravitate to the party that protects them even when it's to a dangerous extreme. Over the tenants of their own religion.

09.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's because we didn't punish them when we had the chance.
Like after World War two, we should have stomped out nazism even harder than we did.
Or the confederacy.
Not going after trump, as hard as we could has led to this.
Status quo decorum wonks ruin all.

09.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh look now he's actively choosing to veto bills, not just passively signing what the legislature sends him but actively CHOOSING to OPPOSE otherwise-passed trans friendly legislation

nobody better ever tell me again newsom has anything but disdain for trans people

09.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 1024 πŸ” 468 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 31

Rogan has Epsteins chef as his own.

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ROM Time

09.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He's like yosemite sam.
Short little stupid man, and when pissed off, he starts ranting and jumping up and down, wanting to fight.
MMA scrambled his brain.
Short jokes and screwing his name up set him off really well.

09.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They are drip feeding the count, thinking this will soften it.
He can't even be bothered to take his hat off in front of the caskets.

09.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

09.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look delicious.

09.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When asked about why the gas prices are so outrageous. Start the betting clock on when Biden is mentioned.

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