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Ronan Fitzgerald

@rmkf

Fiction writer. Also content designer.

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This country is hilarious.

07.03.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Such a mad tournament. There's probably something in the fact that if they sat down and organised it it wouldn't have its current structure.

07.03.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น

07.03.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mark Pougatch, what is your life like when you're not hosting two minutes of sport between ads on ITV? Mark Pougatch, what are your hopes and dreams?

07.03.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder would it have gone differently for us if we kept the ball more, but it's sort of hard to compare France that night to the France of today.

07.03.2026 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe France should play a lock at lock, just a thought.

07.03.2026 15:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Main reason for going on holiday.

07.03.2026 12:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Listening to a podcast and the presenter read the scripted line "tourists come to drink in the incredible views" without emphasising the in. Prob a more honest statement.

07.03.2026 12:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People might get mad here but I absolutely can't stand Stevie Wonder's Superstition, despite liking a lot of similar music and accepting it is a classic piece of music. Just the annoying cheekiness of the melody, the sense that someone is slyly wagging their finger at you with every line.

07.03.2026 12:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Closing the leatherbound book of newspaper cuttings while sitting in a large armchair by a fire.

07.03.2026 10:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ian Huntley death: the summer we watched a senseless tragedy unfold in Soham How the desperate search for two missing girls in 2002 and their now-dead killer claimed its place in the countryโ€™s museum of appalling crimes

A bizarre piece, this. The one-sentence paragraphs make it feel like a bad, wistful poem.

07.03.2026 10:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing could be more true.

06.03.2026 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Raining again anyway, hope you're happy.

06.03.2026 14:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dads gonna dad

06.03.2026 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My dad has started replying with ๐Ÿ˜ instead of thumbs up or to mean "yes". Again, no idea why.

06.03.2026 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Oh, you're a user-centred designer. Well I'm actually a human-centred designer. You probably haven't heard of it? It was important to clarify I'm not designing for dogs."

06.03.2026 10:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just need to keep it to ten.

05.03.2026 21:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's bad, but it's not that bad, Glenn.

05.03.2026 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How to Cook Pig Feet (or, The Secret to Making All Your Food Super Good) Home cooks who've been too intimidated to go there: this one is for you

Never been to this restaurant but follow them on Insta and am sure it'd be a dream destination for me. They've started a Substack and this post about how home cooks can use pig's trotters cites my favourite restaurant on the planet, Amarante, in Paris. Sadly not so keen on a USA trip right now.

05.03.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah incredibly incisive stuff about a topic that we prob all feel we know but in reality have a vague understanding.

05.03.2026 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BBC Four - Storyville, Praying for Armageddon Storyville film exploring the power and influence of American Evangelical Christians.

Missed this when it came out. You know these people exist but seeing them walk and talk adds another level of madness. And obviously fairly topical.

05.03.2026 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This made me laugh very hard when I saw it earlier this week. The whole article is worth a read if you haven't already partaken. Baby sounds like a knob tbh.

05.03.2026 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Inquiry into length of inquiry when

05.03.2026 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very enjoyable for sure!

05.03.2026 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always loved it! Some great tunes in it and a few I didn't know also, I was obsessed with this music for quite a while in my teens and twenties.

05.03.2026 11:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a worldview based not just based on 'the enemy of my enemy is my friend', but 'the enemy of my online enemy is my friend'

05.03.2026 09:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"as Prime Minister, I insisted on reading the paper for fifteen minutes every day. And I made a resolution that I would put my phone away for most of that"

04.03.2026 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching this doc about John Cantlie and David Cameron proudly announces "I took a very strong view that the prime minister should know if ISIS had taken a hostage" - like as opposed to what "nope not interested pal" ๐Ÿ˜€

04.03.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I absolutely agree. The centralisation of power and the mass privatisation is what worries me. I work in government tech so it seems really clear to me those are the risks, extensions of existing problems. Palantir make Deloitte or whatever look benign.

04.03.2026 15:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stephen Graham plays a young female vampire whose world falls apart when he meets a young boy who has grown up in the era of phones and toxic stuff.

04.03.2026 15:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0