Panel 1 -- Round's eyes are bloodshot red, obsessively watching an auction livestream.
Livestreamer: I see nerdz4life betting $70 on the mystery CGC-graded issue. Rorschach86's betting $90 while finally CollectorDan bets $101.
Let's see who's coming home with a comic today.
Panel 2 -- Livestreamer: OH MY! It looks like this time the bid winner is...
Panel 3 -- Livestreamer: Round27! Congratulations, pal, you're coming home with a variant sketch cover of Edgelord/Vigilman #1 at a $120 bid.
Round: YES, in your fucking face, CollectorDan!! You thought you would be the lucky bastard boarding all the comic book bids to yourself, but not this time byatch!
Panel 4 -- Late Rent Notice Email: Dear Round,
Where's my goddamn rent, man!! I ain't running no charity house here, so you better not be fucking around. My last tenant did this shit for, what, 6 months saying he'll pay, but never did, so I had to kick his ass out the window I...
Panel 5 -- Round: [close-up] Fuck me.
Consumerist Vanity
The Shapes is going on a 2-3 month hiatus after this as I prepare for some major upcoming events and build up to my next story arc. I'll be posting comic poems here and there in the meantime.
#auctions #bids
06.03.2026 17:08
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Alex has The Shapes #4 and #5 stocked at The Word is Change in Bedstuy!
27.02.2026 17:05
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Thank you, @boredpanda.com, for doing a slideshow about The Shapes!
www.boredpanda.com/humor-modern...
25.02.2026 16:59
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In my newest newsletter update, I review Rosie Robin Troise's minicomic The Parable of Snake Dick. You know you're in for a time with a title like that!
samsstudios.substack.com/p/week-of-21...
23.02.2026 17:07
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Panel 1 -- The Tragic Tales of Tammy Tabby title card
Panel 2 -- Tammy is riding a bike.
Panel 3 -- A motorcycle races past her, ripping off her tail.
Panel 4 -- Tammy's bleeding sends her flying in the air.
Panel 5 -- She crashes into a beehive.
Panel 6 -- Cut to blood-stained Pooh bear plushie sitting beside a jar of blood, saying Blood N' Hunny.
Panel 7 -- Pinky: Still a better concept than The Twisted Childhood Universe.
Kathy: Rhys Frake-Waterfield, eat your heart out.
Bikes vs. Motorcycles
#poohbear #beehive #bloodandhoney
20.02.2026 17:00
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Panel 1 -- Paper Boy: EXTRA, EXTRA, read all about it!!!
Panel 2 -- Newspaper Headline: SAM'S STUDIOS DISCORD SERVER & MESSAGE BOARD LAUNCHED TO MIXED RECEPTION
Newspaper Body: Early this Wednesday, The Shapes cartoonist, Samuel S. Edme, officially launched a community discussion forum on instant-messaging app Discord and a message board hosted by ProBoards. This comes amid controversy with the former platform's upcoming age verification bla, bla, yada, ya, yada, bla, bla, laaame...
Panel 3 -- Me: That's right, folks, I made the poorly-timed decision to launch a fandom Discord server for The Shapes and any other work I'm up to.
Panel 4 -- But why?
Panel 5 -- Me: Cause I don't give a flying fuck about vicissitudes!
Panel 6 -- I look at my fingerless hand.
Panel 7 -- Me: Goddamnit! If I only drew myself with fingers.
Panel 8 -- Me: [pointing to ProBoards screenshot] That's why I created an internet message board!
Panel 9 -- So whatcha waitin' for? Be part of the fan community!
Link in the bio.
That's right! I launched a Discord server and discussion forum for The Shapes and more!!
samsstudios.proboards.com
discord.gg/tYeDqV7b
Let me know what platforms people are flocking to if Discord is still drinking stupid juice by next month.
18.02.2026 16:59
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On Saturday's update of the Sam's Studios newsletter, I reviewed Pacific Northwest-based cartoonists Steve Willis's and Lily O'Donnell's respective newsletters (getting meta here):
samsstudios.substack.com/p/week-of-29...
16.02.2026 17:01
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Panel 1 -- Cordate: I met this cute guy on set today. I think I might be in love with him.
Panel 2 -- Daymond: Did you try talking with him and learning about his background, let alone his name or phone number?
Cordate: I just know he's a director of some sorts, but besides that, no.
Panel 3 -- Daymond: If you are attracted to someone solely based on their external features, you are not "in love" but "in lust" with them, a petty facet of love that's not mutually exclusive to it.
Panel 4 -- Cordate: Ok, I might be in lust with him.
Daymond: On the alternative, "concupiscent" sounds more palatable.
Lust Me, Lust Me Nots
#valentinesday #comic
13.02.2026 17:01
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This Valentine's Day, I'm tabling at Pop Up Gallery's NY market at Wild East Brewing from 1-5 PM. It might be the only market I'm doing this month!
#vday #gowanus
12.02.2026 17:04
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A rejected New Yorker cartoon is now running @oddballmagazine.bsky.social's website:
oddballmagazine.com/comics-spotl...
11.02.2026 17:02
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Geist is seeking NON-FICTION and COMICS submissions, as well as ART & PHOTOGRAPHY.
We love innovative, thoughtfully researched and emotionally resonant narrative non-fiction in all its forms.
Deadline: March 12, 2026 at 11:59 pm PT π
Submission guidelines: geist.com/submit
05.02.2026 18:45
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In Saturday's newsletter update, I reviewed @jtwilkins.bsky.social's solo comix anthology Wild, which is just as self-explanatory as you think it is:
samsstudios.substack.com/p/week-of-22...
09.02.2026 16:59
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Hell yes to that bonkers cover!!
06.02.2026 19:36
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Panel 1 -- Bob and another guy are waiting for the bus.
Guy: I really dislike these Stand Your Ground laws because people can use "self-defense" to justify shooting someone over a petty--
Panel 2 -- Bob shoots the guy with a laser gun.
Panel 3 -- Bob: My intuitive defense mechanisms forced me to shoot you due to the ideologically threatening nature of your freedom-stifling speech.
Right to Kill
#2ndamendment #standyourground
06.02.2026 17:00
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On the last Sunday edition of the Sam's Studios newsletter, I reviewed #1 of Kitchen Sink Press's premier anthology, Snarf!
samsstudios.substack.com/p/week-of-12...
04.02.2026 17:00
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Last Saturday on the Sam's Studios newsletter, I reviewed the wordless steampunk/cyberpunk hybrid comic Mabel & Francine by Pierre Lloca and published by @strangers.bsky.social!
samsstudios.substack.com/p/week-of-12...
03.02.2026 17:07
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Panel 1 -- Lil Ove: [weeping] Mom, Big Ove murdered my best friend.
Panel 2 -- Mom: SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST!!! I knew he was a rascal, but I never thought he would be driven to murder. I should have listened when Pastor Glenwood advised I exorcise the boy.
Satan really is among us.
Panel 3 -- Mom: [sniffing] Tell me, son. Who did he kill?
Lil Ove: [crying] HE DECAPITATED MR. CUDDLY HUGGLES AFTER I BROKE HIS SCIENCE PROJECT!!!
Panel 4 -- Mom: I know someone who's in for a good spanking for nearly traumatizing his mother because he didn't know the difference between being "killed" and "destroyed."
Lil Ove: Big Ove?
Death of a Friend
#webcomics #darkhumor
02.02.2026 17:00
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Panel 1 -- Triangle: Hiya, Round! How's--
Panel 2 -- Triangle: [slipping on a banana peel] TRIICKS
Panel 3 -- Rect: Hi guys. How's--
Panel 4 -- Triangle falls off-panel with a THUMP.
Rect: Oh...
Panel 5 -- Rect: I can't pinpoint exactly what it is, but something about this picture seems very smutty.
Triangle's head is struck in Round's mouth.
Practical Innuendos
#visualgag
30.01.2026 17:01
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Valentineβs Day print, 8x10
Available on my online shop!
f256fc-4d.myshopify.com
28.01.2026 17:14
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In last Saturday's newsletter, I reviewed @ephk.bsky.social's cyberpunk mystery graphic novel Harpy published by @livingtheline.bsky.social!
samsstudios.substack.com/p/week-of-11...
27.01.2026 17:05
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Panel 1 -- Lil Ove is approached by the school bully.
Bully: Hey, Lil' Ove. Gimmie all your lunch, or I'll clobber the living zest out of you.
Panel 2 -- Lil' Ove: Bully, no bullying. Bully, no bullying! BULLY, NO BULLYING!!
Panel 3 -- Lil' Ove: [beated up bloody] And they say those children's shows are "educational."
School Lunch Special
#doratheexplorer #schoolbully
26.01.2026 16:59
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Panel 1 -- Triangle: Oh, Pinky, the caffeine of my coffee, the roots and stems of my tree, the roof of my domicile, the flour of my bread, the fuel of my vehicle, the--
Panel 2 -- Pinky: UNWITTINGLY SACCHARINE MOLLYCODDLER OF MY ROMANCE...
Panel 3 -- Pinky: Could you please wash the dishes while I'm in the toilet?
Triangle: Sure!
Platitudes Everlasting
#cutecouple #forgetmenots
23.01.2026 17:01
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In my most recent Saturday newsletter update, I reviewed the @livingtheline.bsky.social Smudge release, The Girl Who Raised the Dead by Kawashima Norikazu:
samsstudios.substack.com/p/week-of-11...
20.01.2026 17:02
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Mom: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BIG OVE! May God give you health, longevity, prosperity, and wisdom so you may be enlightened and have more faith. Put on this party hat and celebrate in the dining room.
Big Ove: Ok, thanks.
Big Ove: Birthdays, one of the only days when everyone showers you with sentimental compliments despite nitpicking your flaws and quirks every other day.
Birthdays
#mothers
19.01.2026 16:59
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This Saturday from 2-6PM, I'm tabling at Pop-Up Gallery's market at Medusa Bar, debuting a new Valentine's Day print!
#popup #january2026
16.01.2026 20:32
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Panel 1 -- Pastor Glennwood: All of you who want to go to heaven, say AMEN!
Congregation: AMEN!!!
Panel 2 -- Pastor Glennwood: [pulling out rifle while standing on the pulpit] All of you who want me to shoot you into heaven with my AK-47, say AMEN!
Panel 3 -- [The congregation empties out] Pastor Glennwood: That's what I thought.
Who Wants to Go to Heaven?
#pastor #heaven
16.01.2026 16:59
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DOM, 13x19 watercolor
Last of three works thatβll be displayed at Smush Gallery starting tomorrow.
#queenie #baddie
15.01.2026 19:25
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Tomorrow, I'm doing a live comics reading at Secret Third Thing! Tickets available on Eventbrite:
www.eventbrite.com/e/secret-thi...
14.01.2026 17:00
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