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It's kinda crazy that no one has told europeans how to design a proper toilet yet

08.09.2025 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

whatโ€™s the statute of limitations for keeping birthday cards? asking for a friend

03.08.2025 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i feel like humanity hasnโ€™t talked enough about why thereโ€™s two valid ways to spell whoa/woah

13.06.2025 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are fridges so poorly designed? In order to get the coldest things at the back you basically have to unload everything and then re-load them

10.06.2025 13:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok this might be my new favorite youtube channel, another banger:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Stu6...

06.06.2025 14:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Country Playlist to Drive to your Divorce Hearing
Country Playlist to Drive to your Divorce Hearing YouTube video by Earl of Kluane

Friday morning jams ๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽง

www.youtube.com/watch?v=26F3...

06.06.2025 13:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

day 2 without stable internet, iโ€™ll starting to regress to become like a caveman

04.06.2025 13:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Talladega Nights - Family dinner (Grandpa CHIP)
Talladega Nights - Family dinner (Grandpa CHIP) YouTube video by Well Thatโ€™s Retarded

The more I think about it - the more I realize that Walker and Texas Ranger from Talladega Nights are the most accurate representation of the brainrot zeitgeist of the 2020's

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpOl...

30.05.2025 12:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*me whitesplaining Horchata to someone*: it's basically cinnamon toast crunch cereal milk

29.05.2025 12:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the desktop Bluesky UI showing the edit feeds view, listing several Pinned Feeds, each with three buttons showing, one with an upward facing arrow, another with a downward facing arrow, and a third with a pushpin icon

Screenshot of the desktop Bluesky UI showing the edit feeds view, listing several Pinned Feeds, each with three buttons showing, one with an upward facing arrow, another with a downward facing arrow, and a third with a pushpin icon

This has to be the worst list re-arranging UI ever

28.05.2025 16:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not enough people are terminally online

25.05.2025 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iโ€™ve increasingly seen folks in the back of a plane walk up and pass others to deplane before them

what happened to society?

25.05.2025 22:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just spent more time on the plane finding a gate than the entire time spent in the air ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

22.05.2025 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe monorepos were the wrong abstraction this whole time ๐Ÿค”

20.05.2025 13:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

why is nespresso seen as classy while keurig is seen as trashy?

20.05.2025 11:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how has discord not been replaced yet? it is the worst iOS app i use on any given day by far and hasnโ€™t improved

19.05.2025 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CRDT-pilling my friend who's working on managing merge conflicts in their tool at work ๐Ÿซก

19.05.2025 12:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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(me in the group chat) got the beer tower!!! ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿป

(27 mins later) yโ€™all are on your way right?

16.05.2025 20:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me vibing to this video in the background while I work on changing the background color of a button to a slightly lighter tint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGtoCUwQXOk

16.05.2025 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i like to tell myself that iโ€™m multitasking when i have chatGPT doing some deep research for me and claude code working on a coding task too

16.05.2025 14:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that was all big githubโ€™s fault

15.05.2025 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

going to build my own everything app and its just pictures of cats

15.05.2025 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
GitHub contribution activity, showing 0% for Code review, issues, and pull requests, and 100% for commits

GitHub contribution activity, showing 0% for Code review, issues, and pull requests, and 100% for commits

big github doesn't want you to know, but this is what a staff engineers activity looks like

15.05.2025 16:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How does the Shop app know when I get my mail before USPS/Amazon/etc know?! ๐Ÿคจ

15.05.2025 15:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the conspiracy theory part of me wonders if HBO rebranded HBO Max as Max originally for some tax write off reason, and now theyโ€™re backtracking to reap the same reward

14.05.2025 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it should be illegal to setup a just out of reach of everyone snack arrangement on a coffee table during a party

12.05.2025 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whoever says that ai isnโ€™t useful, doesnโ€™t understand just how much they can slack off at work when they use it

12.05.2025 13:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its only vibe coding if you don't have to open a code editor at all, otherwise it's just ai assisted coding

09.05.2025 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me telling myself god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers after having a tummy ache from chugging a 20oz sprite

09.05.2025 16:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like to think that when I let one of my domains expire, it goes back to live with all the other domains that folks no longer own. Like a nice little domain farm up state. ๐Ÿฅน

07.05.2025 14:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0