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why does sam altman look ai generated?

yea i was born in the 1900's

is it also a good time for bad dogs?

Staying in motion is so fucking good holy shit never rest

what is funnier to use as an everyday water bottle? empty vodka bottle or empty vegetable oil bottle?

why does a foreign shower always feel better in terms of heat/water pressure than the shower at home, no matter the objective quality of the shower?

chat, is it good when literally every conversation with another person about either persons childhood reveals to me that i was severely neglected?

one of the all time shover-into-lockers of nerds

i used to feel like a khmer rouge for instantly dismissing any public "intellectuals" contributions to public discourse the second they started pitching their fucking books on breakfast television shows.
considering they all turned out to be horrible people makes me feel like i was on to something.

you farm aura at the gym. i farm potatoes on my balcony. we are not the same.

i was gonna say something about how celsius is more convenient since the numbers for ambient conditions aren't in the 200s, but then i started wondering how fast we would stop mentioning the hundreds digit out of convenience if we started using kelvin in everyday life.

peeling potatoes in the dead of night like a crackhead

either people who don't know that the number is supposed to be weird get confused by the number being weird or people who know the number is supposed to be weird get confused about the number not being weird.

it's the truth in NTSC countries, no?

live a little!

if you don't wake up on at least one sunday morning of the week wondering what the fuck the stains on your clothes are, what are you even doing with you life?

she george on my michael 'till i wham!

repeatedly yoinking the power cord out of a 30k scope was in fact NOT good for it

you really think he can't be pushed any further without breaking? i need him be do jason russell shit. i will not be accepting substitutes.

there is still time

say what you will about jeffrey epstein but i bet his gmail drafts folder was CLEAN

really having a tony soprano gabagool moment in front of my fridge

hundreds, in rare cases even thousands!

i'm just perpetually bewildered how my car hasn't exploded yet

i direly need to find this video again

may i recommend clapped out shitboxes that cost next to nothing? only if you hate yourself and would like to project that hatred onto something else.

I'd do well in trench warfare

i've driven myself home drunker than you could've ever uber'd

cologne that smells like other people's farts so you can be confident on elevator rides no matter how much chilli you've had.

All the oldtimers complaing about the young people being "soft" for caring about their mental health got their panties in a bunch when it was suggested a beer vending machine was not appropriate to have in a machine shop.
Pushes.