Mike

Prices are up 30 cents since this post and the nearby liquor store has taken down its decade-old Trump Wine display this shit is so monumentally over.

I am 12

gar prices remain low. no issues for me when I drive in my flar.

busy day, haven’t checked my phone in a while let’s open up bluesky and see what’s goi-

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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

Easier to write one big check to Trump Ballroom Construction A Real Company For Real LLC

The jobs report is actually good because with gas prices so high who wants to have to drive to work? Thank you Mr. President

lol go on home now Peggy Hill

Insane to read this and then remember like 74% of the reason he’s president now is expensive fucking omelettes

bangerrrr

Becoming convinced the only reason he’s still nominally a democrat is so he can get inside party info and stooge it off to republicans

Rare post to make me legitimately burst out in laughter

meanwhile Bondi is under explicit instructions to do exactly that

“Corey, get undressed. He can’t fire me if this plane never lands.”

Claude gave me directions to the store that helped me evade the government operators who usually tail me. Game changer!

For years I’ve been blowing taco seasoning directly into my family’s eyeballs but thanks to ChatGPT Tuesdays are fun for everyone now

Their kids are going to hate them. Too bad I’ll be dead by then.

Not a single uncursed word

For Sale: One plane, two bidets, used in ways you don’t want to know

No internet until your 30th birthday

Gen Z males twice as likely as baby boomers to believe wives should obey husbands Global survey shows young men and boys hold more traditional views about gender roles than older generations

From: www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

Guys. Fellas. Dudes. What in the blue hell are you doing.

I feel the same way about this that I do when the New York Jets hire a new coach. It’s just going to be terrible and sometimes Aaron Rodgers will be there.

“Sure it does.” - agents

“the team leadership certificate for assisting in re-electing President Trump” lady don’t put participation trophies on your resume

skip bayless and his wife talking about the iran war

hard no. absolutely not

Hmm, you would hope at least it wouldn’t be so lopsided

The Canada

Fish