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800 gamers tried to beat an '80s adventure without a walkthroughβ€”only 2 did Only .25% completed the AGAT: the Adventure Game Aptitude Test, designed by fiendish developer Woe Industries.

Designed by developer Woe Industries, the AGAT challenged players to complete an '80s adventure game without using a walkthrough.

05.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

There might be a round 2 next semester.

04.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Almost 1,000 test takers, most did not get as far as you, take that as accomplishment.

02.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Missed this earlier. If we do this again we'll try to have some recommended specs and browser.

02.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately we are not counting meltdown endings as a "win." This is more of a game over.

This is still a valient attempt and shows considerable guile. You should be proud.

Better luck next time.

02.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We are preparing their diplomas now, with a seal of authenticity so it’s different from the one on the site.

Ensuring there's no risk of stolen valor.

(3/3)

02.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats to these two AGAT certified gamers, who completed MANIAC MANSION in under 4 hours with no outside assistance.

We encourage employers to hire them, Forbes to interview them and medieval peasants to raise pitchforks and scream stuff like β€œWitch! They must be a witch!”

(2/3)

02.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

831 attempts (not including 168 who began late and could not be considered).

Only 2 winners.

A 0.24% pass rate makes the AGAT one of the most prestigious and rigorous exams in the world.

The SAT, MCAT and most forklift operator certifications lie prostrate at our feet.

(1/3)

02.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Tbd on future AGATs. We ended up getting way more emails than anticipated (4,500+). Turns out gmail wont let you send that many, had to use an email service (with data privacy). Some may have been lost in the transition, or you had a typo. But easily coulda been our mistake. Sorry you didn't get it!

01.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Agat is complete.

We will report back with the results soon.

01.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately the start time has passed. It was 1-2pm EST.

28.02.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fair, we'd also look into some recommended minimum hardware specs and a recommended browser.
Looks like most people got the experience as intended, but obviously we don't want anyone missing out.
Thanks for playing!

28.02.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At this time unfortunately no. But there may always be another chance. Thanks for playing.

28.02.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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hmm that's odd in our tests we always had it like this. If we do this again, we'll make sure to have recommended specs for playing. Appreciate you giving it a shot!

28.02.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We're still not sure why a few people encountered this. If we ever do this again we'll try to have some recommended specs and browser, etc. Which might help. But appreciate you giving this a shot. Sorry it didn't work out.

28.02.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're still not sure why a few people encountered this. If we ever do this again we'll try to have some recommended specs and browser, etc. Which might help. But appreciate you giving this a shot. Sorry it didn't work out.

28.02.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These games are a tricky beast, but we may run it back in the future, thanks for playing.

28.02.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

door codes were a little button in full screen mode.

28.02.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The AGAT - The Adventure Game Aptitude Test Can you beat an 80s adventure game without a walkthrough? Prove it by taking the world's first standardized gaming exam.

The AGAT has begun.

theagat.co

Best of luck.

28.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

just a functioning computer and webcam.

26.02.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

(also cannot promise this won't interefere with the performance of the test, as we recommend closing all background apps)

25.02.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The test will be taken in full-screen mode (and once the test starts you won't be allowed to leave full-screen mode without ending the test). So you won't be able to alt-tab or check in on the stream. Beyond that it should be doable.

But if you get hints from anyone, we'll know!

25.02.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

In our opinion the AGAT certification is a sterling qualification for a multitude of industries from gaming to investment banking, aersopace, big law and neurosurgery.

If you can figure out an 80s adventure game, what can't you do?

25.02.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, you will be permitted paper and pen or pencil

16.02.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The world's first 'standardized gaming test' will see if you can beat an '80s adventure game without a walkthroughβ€”and it'll even monitor you over a webcam to make sure you don't cheat Developer Woe Industries is using new tools to simulate a retro experience.

Take the test

12.02.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The exam will feature a real 80s adventure game. We will announce with one after the exam.
Totally understand webcam concerns, unfortunately this is how remote exams are conducted.
FWIW we wont hold a balaclava against you.

12.02.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The AGAT - The Adventure Game Aptitude Test Can you beat an 80s adventure game without a walkthrough? Prove it by taking the world's first standardized gaming exam.

In case you want a prestigious certificate on your wall theagat.co

09.02.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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The AGAT (Adventure Game Aptitude Test) is a standardized examination designed to assess if anyone can still complete an 80s adventure game without a walkthrough.

We will be utilizing college exam proctoring software during play, monitoring browser/smartphone activity.

theagat.co

09.02.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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Uh oh, you have billions invested in generative AI:

aftermath.site/generative-ai-...

03.02.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 128 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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Food Poisoning: The Game by Woe Industries You need to find a toilet. How low are you willing to sink?

If you liked YOU HAVE BILLIONS INVESTED IN GENERATIVE AI, we have good news: our other text-based adventure, FOOD POISONING: THE GAME, is now mobile-friendly!

You need to find a toilet, bad. But just how low are you willing to sink?
woe-industries.itch.io/food-poisoni...

17.12.2025 22:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0