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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era]

@datslimegirl.circle9studios.com

Nanite goo in human skin. Beepin' and boopin' to vgm, future funk, and outrun 37 πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ it|she|they Hungry on main, send foods 🍜 PFP: @jeffharp.bsky.social

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06.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 4781 πŸ” 2006 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 10
Half a UMD shell on the ground. The disc it contained nowhere to be found.

Half a UMD shell on the ground. The disc it contained nowhere to be found.

RIP whatever PSP game this was

06.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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hey look a fun history lesson!

06.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 12876 πŸ” 4407 πŸ’¬ 104 πŸ“Œ 58
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21.11.2025 22:08 πŸ‘ 1596 πŸ” 535 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 29
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lower ward negotiation tactic

27.11.2025 06:29 πŸ‘ 1487 πŸ” 225 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
The Gummi Ship Hangar from Kingdom Hearts

The Gummi Ship Hangar from Kingdom Hearts

The OR when I show up to get gummy implants for top surgery.

06.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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people getting into the "two dumb friends in Toronto" genre should check out Sublo and Tangy Mustard, a long-running indie cartoon about two dumb friends in Toronto

04.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 453 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
YOU BETTER FUCK IN THIS DYSTOPIA
Just like that. Sweaty. Tears dripping only on your back. They don't want us alive, so we fuck about it. We work it out and make love about it.
We wear red like the blood in the courtroom isn't ours. We pepper spray, taser, master lock, blade, and the blade has garlic on it. We use none of this when we fuck unless you like that. We ready for when the dystopia gets too close. Sometimes, dystopia gets into where we trying to fuck.
If dystopia gets into the bedroom, it is not your fault. Baby, come. Let's go to the party and sweat about it. Just like that. Place your head on their shoulders after the news. Let them carry the weight then carry the weight of your ass pressed to their hips. Dance like they ain't trying to kill us, like this our last night alive.

YOU BETTER FUCK IN THIS DYSTOPIA Just like that. Sweaty. Tears dripping only on your back. They don't want us alive, so we fuck about it. We work it out and make love about it. We wear red like the blood in the courtroom isn't ours. We pepper spray, taser, master lock, blade, and the blade has garlic on it. We use none of this when we fuck unless you like that. We ready for when the dystopia gets too close. Sometimes, dystopia gets into where we trying to fuck. If dystopia gets into the bedroom, it is not your fault. Baby, come. Let's go to the party and sweat about it. Just like that. Place your head on their shoulders after the news. Let them carry the weight then carry the weight of your ass pressed to their hips. Dance like they ain't trying to kill us, like this our last night alive.

05.03.2026 04:19 πŸ‘ 522 πŸ” 194 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

You lost me at boys

05.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Surgery date is gonna be June 29th if everything goes according to plan!

04.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ken Paxton is such a piece of shit

04.03.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 233 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2
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Yeehaw!

04.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 790 πŸ” 207 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 634 πŸ” 244 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4

Tucking? Girl I don't even tuck in my tops.

04.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 06:16 πŸ‘ 2634 πŸ” 347 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

Yeah, that’s the part all the β€œlol let’s just let people die” separatists forget - there are a lot of Democrats/people who care about democracy in Texas who are currently not being allowed to express their political desires, and if we abandon them, that’s an indictment on *us*

04.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Home - Not in our name Not In our Name: Women in support of the trans+community

More than 86,000 women have now signed the Not In Our Name letter to say that trans exclusion is not what we want and should not be done on our behalf.

If you’re a woman who believes in dignity, fairness and standing alongside our trans+ siblings, add your name:

notinourname.org.uk

04.03.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 162 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Shamwow Guy getting wiped. Only 4.5% of the vote.

04.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 2

Yeah. I've known this for years now ...

04.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Black trans women are the most marginalized in our community β€” so yeah, watching one be sidelined or erased in the narrative feels painfully familiar.

If people actually care about protecting Black trans women instead of just erasing us, there are ALWAYS real ways to help. πŸ₯Ίβ¬‡οΈ x

03.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 716 πŸ” 869 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 20

Work just laid off all their seasonals 2 weeks early. I'm out of a job on Friday.

I don't know how to keep coping with this.

Please, if anyone has work, I've done technical support, project management, event coordination, project coordination. I don't want to lose my house.

03.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 309 πŸ” 265 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 8

Kansas invalidated a trans woman's license even though she never changed her gender marker.

It's not about the gender marker. It's about targeting trans people and making their lives unlivable.

03.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 2075 πŸ” 811 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 15
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03.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 2918 πŸ” 1261 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 10

The layoffs are definitely because of AI*

*Assholes In charge

03.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
ditto with a | on his face

ditto with a | on his face

ditto with a | I on his face

ditto with a | I on his face

ditto with | | on his face

ditto with | | on his face

ditto with |__ on his face

ditto with |__ on his face

:3

03.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 1763 πŸ” 519 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 20
Official model of BanchoLillymon from Digimon

Official model of BanchoLillymon from Digimon

I just learned about BanchoLillymon and I am INCREDIBLY NORMAL ABOUT HER

03.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We're watching MegaRanger and this scene was just ridiculously goofy.

03.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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breakfast served

02.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 2598 πŸ” 440 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 4
Akinator guessing "I think of the bullet that killed healthcare CEO Brian Thompson"

Subtext: "Yknow, the bullet"

Akinator guessing "I think of the bullet that killed healthcare CEO Brian Thompson" Subtext: "Yknow, the bullet"

bro what the fuck did they do to the Akinator

03.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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プルクラ

03.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 1196 πŸ” 293 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1