Caliban Darklock's Avatar

Caliban Darklock

@darklock.com

Professor of badass, world's smartest juggalo, and enormous turbo weeb. He/him. Read my SubscribeStar - https://subscribestar.adult/cdarklock Follow me on Tumblr - https://www.tumblr.com/cdarklock Jump up my Discord - https://discord.gg/wgQrgzkw2A

853
Followers
1,452
Following
12,886
Posts
20.09.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Caliban Darklock @darklock.com

Tom Lehrer - So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III) - with intro - widescreen
Tom Lehrer - So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III) - with intro - widescreen YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel

Eternally relevant

07.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This.

07.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Someone Saved My Life Tonight
Someone Saved My Life Tonight YouTube video by Elton John - Topic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-2v...

07.03.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tower Of Babel
Tower Of Babel YouTube video by Elton John - Topic

It was this track mostly

07.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
MEMI - Miracle (Lyric Video)
MEMI - Miracle (Lyric Video) YouTube video by MEMI (λ§€λ―Έ)

This is how easy it is to have a band

07.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
In Slaughter Natives - Never Closed My Eyes
In Slaughter Natives - Never Closed My Eyes YouTube video by Strix Asylum

Okay so here's the problematic track

07.03.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think if you’re OK with Graham Platner working for Blackwater, you have officially lost the moral high ground required to yell at anyone else for working for a military contractor or being in the military ever again

Like sorry you gotta choose!

06.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 565 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 6
Freestyle Noize
Freestyle Noize YouTube video by Freestylers - Topic

What? Pessimistic? Me? Fuck no, we gon' go to this

07.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tom Lehrer - We Will All Go Together When We Go
Tom Lehrer - We Will All Go Together When We Go YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel

www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAE...

07.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
La Di Da Di - Doug E. Fresh & Slick Rick
La Di Da Di - Doug E. Fresh & Slick Rick YouTube video by Justin Andrews

You can tell iwhe nI'm derum.. uhh, WHEN I'M DRUNK because I drop this shit

07.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay do there is this weird disconnect here where my dad ALSO took away Styx "Pieces of Eight" so insert that here

07.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw Styx in concert in the 80s and Tommy snuck back on stage after the encore to just FUCKEN PLAY and he was AMAZING. He was having THE BEST FUCKING TIME. He just came out and played. Because he loved it. He loved to play. And nothing will ever top that ever.

07.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LIke seriously, the thing Tommy has that so few others do is the ability to BACK THE FUCK UP and let the rest of the band take the lead, that is SO critical

07.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tommy Shaw is one of the best guitarists in the WORLD

07.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Styx I'm OK 1978 Promo Video
Styx I'm OK 1978 Promo Video YouTube video by AnalogKid AudioVideo

Honestly this was the bit for me, I'm OKAY THIS WAY YES I'M OKAY

07.03.2026 12:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
We All Fall In Love Sometimes
We All Fall In Love Sometimes YouTube video by Elton John - Topic

My dad took this record away from me and I didn't know why but then I got older and then eventually

07.03.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

You know what else is queer af? This entire fucking album

07.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Even now I still remember, and the feeling's still the same, and this pain inside of me goes on and on"- THAT IS SO UINEQUIVOCALLY QUEER

07.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Even Now
Even Now YouTube video by Barry Manilow - Topic

I am simultaneously sure thast everyone who ISN'T queer felt this VERY deeply, and everyone who IS knew beyond any SHADOW of a doubt that it was ABSOLUTELY queer

07.03.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So do I. Honestly, I think anyone who deserves them does.

07.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Gary Numan - 'I Am Dust' (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
Gary Numan - 'I Am Dust' (OFFICIAL VIDEO) YouTube video by Official Gary Numan

Hey remember Gary Numan from that "Cars" song in the 80s? Well uhhhh he's little different now

07.03.2026 11:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Gary Numan - My Name Is Ruin (Official Video)
Gary Numan - My Name Is Ruin (Official Video) YouTube video by GaryNumanVEVO

I will always find my way to you.

07.03.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Americans haven't won a war since Korea, they should be used to it by now.
Return of the Cmo... @cmon... β€’ 16m
I don't know if Americans are prepared to see us lose a war with Iran

Americans haven't won a war since Korea, they should be used to it by now. Return of the Cmo... @cmon... β€’ 16m I don't know if Americans are prepared to see us lose a war with Iran

Not sure how else to say this other than we didn’t win the Korean War

07.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 610 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1

You know, I think I need to take a moment and appreciate... you.

You've been steady and reliable and decent the entire time I've known you. More than I myself have, tbh. You're all the things I strive to be.

07.03.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Spokane’s girls - Cean dubh dilis
Spokane’s girls - Cean dubh dilis YouTube video by SPOKANKI

Like how can you not appreciate this level of artistry

07.03.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have been so heavily indoctrinated with the idea that whatever goes wrong IS my fault, I cannot understand the vast swathes of people who want to believe it isn't their fault.

07.03.2026 11:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
SPOKANKI - DULAMAN
SPOKANKI - DULAMAN YouTube video by SPOKANKI

This was my first exposure to Spokanki and it infected me and I have never gotten over it, so it's not like they came out of nowhere

07.03.2026 11:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

walter white: *does the most loser shit in a horrible outfit while muttering and hitting his wife*

viewer: oh no they’re making him dangerously cool!

07.03.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
SPOKANKI - Π–Π˜ΠΠšΠ (live clip)
SPOKANKI - Π–Π˜ΠΠšΠ (live clip) YouTube video by SPOKANKI

Every once in a while I am crawling through ambient industrial and extreme metal and YouTube goes "well how about Spokanki" and I am like... I mean... no? But also yes? Like, a lot of yes? I feel I am unable to appreciate this enough, it is beyond me in a way that I perceive but cannot apprehend

07.03.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jack Stauber does not get enough credit for his brilliance

07.03.2026 11:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0