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Wtf

11.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thou shalt not cry over gas prices if you voted for this.

09.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 3848 πŸ” 619 πŸ’¬ 102 πŸ“Œ 19

They had the best chance to Rick roll us all and failed 😭

03.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A pretty orange and white kitty sleeping on a bed curled up like a shrimp

A pretty orange and white kitty sleeping on a bed curled up like a shrimp

Happy Caturday! 😻

28.02.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The not-set time bugs me more than it should. Like leaving a factory screen protector unpeeled

25.02.2026 07:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@swiftonsecurity.com

23.02.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re only allowed artisanal, mine-to-launcher bombs.

22.02.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been well over two decades since reading my last Battletech book and I immediately fell back into it from your bit there. Even instantly converting it mentally to β€œER PPC” as my eyes hit the phrase

22.02.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Life under the Clicktatorship: the FBI Director is off watching hockey at the Olympics, and the administration is trying to send hospital boats to a country with universal health care even as they are gutting health coverage. Great content, owning the libs etc.

22.02.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 1289 πŸ” 306 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 13

Yes, with no other sports now on

22.02.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We’re getting Hellefuycked

22.02.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No

22.02.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How else could it turn 360 deg away from you and walk away????

22.02.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A pretty orange and white kitty lounging with beans out

A pretty orange and white kitty lounging with beans out

Happy Caturday! 😻

21.02.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Joint Message from Alberta's Regional Councils: Let's Remember Who We Are Called To Be - Chinook Winds Region A Message from The United Church of Canada's Alberta Regional Councils following Premier Danielle Smith's Feb. 19, 2026 televised message.

β€œOnce again, the Premier has directed blame for inadequacies within her government onto another vulnerable group.”

- Chinook Winds Regional Council

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

chinookwindsregion.ca/2026/02/20/l...

21.02.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 168 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3

Hard to pick a favorite part of this video, but these two young women landing punches *at the same time* on the head of the old guy who had their friend in a chokehold was pretty solid.

21.02.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 1569 πŸ” 267 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 11
Large paper chart hanging in a school gym titled β€œ11 Steps to Archery Success” and then lists the eleven steps which are Stance, Nick, Draw Hand Set, Bow Hand Set, Pre-Draw, Draw, Anchor, Aim, Shot Set-Up, Release, Follow Up/ Reflect

Large paper chart hanging in a school gym titled β€œ11 Steps to Archery Success” and then lists the eleven steps which are Stance, Nick, Draw Hand Set, Bow Hand Set, Pre-Draw, Draw, Anchor, Aim, Shot Set-Up, Release, Follow Up/ Reflect

Correct

22.02.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Laptop hooked up to a television, pirating a CBC Olympics feed

Laptop hooked up to a television, pirating a CBC Olympics feed

I’m at a resort lobby bar in Cancun where someone is pirating the CBC feed on a laptop and it has attracted easily 100+ crammed in now, based on just the audio grabbing πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦β€™s attention as they pass

18.02.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A pretty orange and white kitty giving herself a bath

A pretty orange and white kitty giving herself a bath

Happy Caturday! 😻

14.02.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nope, nearest vertical surface

01.02.2026 08:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Inside you there are two shibas

01.02.2026 05:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit it was literally just β€œfuck them poors”. Then why the everloving hell did we copy it. I’m going to blindly blame Mulrooney and Harper

30.01.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m genuinely not even sure what thing is being done here as the surface level reason. β€œFuck them poors” is a result but it can’t be the driving animus of it, I’d hope. I just fail to see who wins/benefits from it

30.01.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No argument at all, it’s a dumb rule

30.01.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

NEC is oddly one of the leaders in facial rec tech. Job had a pitch from them in like 2009 or so for biometric access control via facial rec that worked in bad lighting, off center, partial face, just light years ahead of competition at the time. Maybe research labs but nothing commercial even close

29.01.2026 08:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
From the Canadian Excise Tax guidance on the CRA website:
103. Food or beverages heated for consumption include food and beverages supplied by establishments (e.g., grocery stores or restaurants) that sell hot food and beverages that have been heated or kept hot so that they can be consumed hot. The tax status of any cooked foods depends on the way they are sold. For example:

if they are sold from a heated cabinet, they are taxable ;
if the establishment has a separate take-out counter, any hot foods sold from this counter are taxable ; or
if the food and beverages are purchased and heated at the point of purchase, they are taxable.
104. If the cooked foods are cold and are sold from unheated or refrigerated shelves at other counters to be subsequently re-heated prior to consumption, they are zero-rated.

From the Canadian Excise Tax guidance on the CRA website: 103. Food or beverages heated for consumption include food and beverages supplied by establishments (e.g., grocery stores or restaurants) that sell hot food and beverages that have been heated or kept hot so that they can be consumed hot. The tax status of any cooked foods depends on the way they are sold. For example: if they are sold from a heated cabinet, they are taxable ; if the establishment has a separate take-out counter, any hot foods sold from this counter are taxable ; or if the food and beverages are purchased and heated at the point of purchase, they are taxable. 104. If the cooked foods are cold and are sold from unheated or refrigerated shelves at other counters to be subsequently re-heated prior to consumption, they are zero-rated.

It’s not as broadly defined as SNAP, but it does exclude β€œhot foods”, yes. It’s not great but not as bad πŸ˜•

29.01.2026 07:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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29.01.2026 07:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

First half: boring
Second half: a live-action production of β€œnow to Ollie Willams for the weather” bit from Family Guy

25.01.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Insane you have blue traitors who voted to fund them. Clean your house

24.01.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Brown Shiba Inu sitting on a dog bed, wrapped in a blanket with only her face showing

Brown Shiba Inu sitting on a dog bed, wrapped in a blanket with only her face showing

Brown Shiba Inu sitting on a dog bed, wrapped in a blanket with only her face showing

Brown Shiba Inu sitting on a dog bed, wrapped in a blanket with only her face showing

Because of her knee surgery a few months ago, her undercoat isn’t fully grown back yet so she comes in from outside shivering in these temps. First time I’ve seen a cold Shiba.

24.01.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0