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New York Times Bestselling author. Thought Leader. Philanthropist. Genius. All my books: http://amzn.to/2ouBGqo IG: http://instagram.com/realmaddox

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Mono-white is my favorite, though lately RWB or RGW. One of the first decks I made was bant (Arcades) and mono-blue (Bruvac Mill, which I just took apart and almost never played because everyone hates mill). Favorite current deck is BWG Umori companion: all enchantments

05.03.2026 06:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's nice to see that people of all political backgrounds can set aside their differences and come together to bully the CEO of McDonald's.

05.03.2026 06:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 88 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Same

05.03.2026 00:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We almost called it Magic the Balding

04.03.2026 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Get ready to ruin your panties nerds, my buddy Chad and I are starting a Magic the Gathering show. If you're not into MTG, good. More cards for us. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmD5...

04.03.2026 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any opportunity to repost this banger

03.03.2026 03:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 42 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How would you feel if you were implicated in the largest pedophile ring in modern history and your name appeared more than anyone else's, along with multiple credible reports of sexually assaulting 13-year-olds and the only way to get the heat off your back was to start a war? Stop jugding others!!1

02.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 71 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"OMG CHATGPT IS WOKE!!!"

Everyone's stupid obsession on Twitter this week was asking ChatGPT an idiotic reductive question forcing it into a binary response and then getting outraged at the response they forced it to give. Dumb.

25.02.2026 05:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 69 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck it, Democrats should simultaneously broadcast an alternate State of the Union address starring Kid Rock just to stir the pot.

24.02.2026 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 101 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Some moron I was arguing with deep in the trenches on Twitter

24.02.2026 02:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pretty proud of this one.

23.02.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Weird...

19.02.2026 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 63 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If they don't want to be called nazis, why do they keep imitating Hitler?

19.02.2026 22:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 140 ๐Ÿ” 25 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Video via @nosolobits.com

19.02.2026 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The character Kisarah in Aggressors of Darkness on Neo Geo has a move where she "cucks" her opponent by blowing a heart-kiss towards them, then when it lands, she turns around and kisses another guy while her opponent watches, making the character die from being cucked.

19.02.2026 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 362 ๐Ÿ” 115 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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You want the government to start solving problems and holding pedos accountable? Well the DOW is over 50,000 if you even care.

12.02.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 88 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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What's a meme you think about all the time? Mine is this one from the new Nosferatu... I quote it all the time. For example if my girlfriend had a bad day, I'll use the Nosferatu accent and tell her that if it'll cheer her up, I'll let her "bounce on it.. kraaaazzy style..." (always works, lifehack)

12.02.2026 22:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 43 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

During a hearing where the senate grilled AG Pam Bondi about a billionaire pedophile ring, she pointed out that the stock market hit historic highs... so in other words, her answer was "we just made a bunch of new billionaires!" Cool!

12.02.2026 17:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 116 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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"Nobody understands a word this guy is saying," Trump said about Bad Bunny's halftime show, as he vented his frustration from his compound at Mar-A-Lago which is adorned with Spanish tile and named after the Spanish phrase "mar a lago" which means "sea to lake..."

11.02.2026 22:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 51 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And require you to send us personal documents to prove your age even though we'll happily harvest and sell your data if you're a child and still somehow manage to allow pornography to cross your path.

11.02.2026 02:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Social media 2008: it'll help you connect with your friends and family and feel less alone!

Social media 2026: here, talk to this robot while we harvest your personal data and chat logs for a mass government-surveillance database run by & for pedophiles

11.02.2026 02:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 419 ๐Ÿ” 130 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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ICE agent or suspect in Nancy Guthrie's kidnapping?

Difficulty: nightmare mode

10.02.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 44 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Green bubble = clear conscience

06.02.2026 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deep cut!

06.02.2026 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a big believer in statistics.

06.02.2026 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the "green bubble" slur ends NOW.

06.02.2026 00:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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Since we're having an outpouring of appreciation for Maddox The Pirate, I just wanted to say I'd been following your site since 2003 or so, I reckon.

05.02.2026 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not saying we can conclude anything, but based on the fact that the majority of emails in the Epstein files have "sent from iPhone" signatures, it seems like Android users are statistically less likely to be pedophiles.

06.02.2026 00:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 288 ๐Ÿ” 52 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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This book I signed years ago popped up on my feed today

05.02.2026 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 95 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nobody told me that Maddox is here

04.02.2026 15:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0