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cross-industry collaboration at work

09.03.2026 20:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have always had a sneaking suspicion we work at the same evil mega company so we can collude with each other to make the most incomprehensible enterprise software known to man

09.03.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

creating job security in the form of designing a system so incomprehensible neither me nor ai can understand it

09.03.2026 20:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cant believe u forgot to credit me for this one ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

09.03.2026 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My fav Vancoufur photo

09.03.2026 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this was probably my favorite photo from vancoufur: rowe (ig: doberzuko) brought their grandma, she wanted photos with the fursuiters and i managed to catch this cute little moment

09.03.2026 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

he bit me :(

09.03.2026 05:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i have many mysterious @apieceofbread.art photos

09.03.2026 04:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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vancoufur 2026

09.03.2026 04:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 76 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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@scoot.fm is thinking of the weather in california

07.03.2026 22:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 49 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's so funny that the number 4 is unlucky in chinese because it sounds like the word for death like bro you made it this way in the first place

06.03.2026 07:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

absolutely masterful ragebait from my mom

05.03.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โŒ my parents are problematic and out of touch
โœ… my parents are ragebaiting me

05.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 81 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you!!

05.03.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

grr

05.03.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

05.03.2026 18:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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it's my birthday this week! i am turning THIRTY TWO

05.03.2026 18:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 121 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

on the phone with my dad: "seattle is a pretty safe place isn't it? there's not very many cowboys out there"

05.03.2026 06:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 227 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm so musty rn

05.03.2026 05:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they're so fun! the videos are so bad too it's so good

05.03.2026 03:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what camera. what photos

05.03.2026 03:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this thing takes such hilariously bad photos i love it

05.03.2026 02:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 53 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

harold and kumar go to white castle

04.03.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

harold and kumar go to white castle is the thinking man's waiting for godot

04.03.2026 18:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this shoulder injury where overhead press and bench are fine but deadlift isn't is a new and innovative injury

04.03.2026 08:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

some things you just have to be inefficient about

03.03.2026 02:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay

02.03.2026 23:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is what happens when a bunch of eggheads lock their product design in to extremely dubious technical merits and don't actually consider how people use the product and now can't change things without immense amounts of pain

02.03.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay

02.03.2026 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

who you are blocking is publicly available information

02.03.2026 22:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0