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rowan kaiser

@rowan.monster

high-risk, mid-femme one-time tv and game critic, retired into podcasting with @totalmassacre.bsky.social current video game consultant ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ PDX, millennial elder

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Not to brag or anything, but I just got 30,000 collection level in marvel snap, so I'm kind of a big deal

06.03.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 77 ๐Ÿ” 30 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But they do think the federation did nothing wrong....

06.03.2026 20:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had a dream thati was hanging out with Inside the NBA and Shaq just fucking hated my guys and undercut me every chance he could, real bitch eating crackers type of stuff. Steph was there too, he tried to just laugh everything off without taking sides. Fucking Steph

06.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huh, well, still lower than mine. But nowhere near Leena *glares*

06.03.2026 20:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dungeon Master! supremely important game that's largely been buried

06.03.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol I passed out almost immediately after this wallowing, you caught me mid-brain shutdown

06.03.2026 15:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1591398, on the numpad

06.03.2026 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I started using my main username for Jedi Knight, so yeah that's almost 30 years old

06.03.2026 15:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

god dammit, you and @jennatar.bsky.social

06.03.2026 15:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm an Encourage/Fire Up kind of manager

06.03.2026 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"so that happened"

06.03.2026 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*buffing nails* this dude's ICQ number is babytown frolics. 7 times later than I joined

06.03.2026 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

back to the mega-1998 save, in the middle of the 20026 World Cup

06.03.2026 14:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i never left............. (because my cat has been bugging me so my sleep schedule is fucked so I passed out without getting ready for bed in any way)

06.03.2026 14:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone finished DS9 and moved on

06.03.2026 14:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Big Brother is watching and that seems neat so I'm watching too"

06.03.2026 14:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The real issue is just that the energy cost of trying new things is too high so I okay my comfort games, she says as she has to stop sitting at the computer and goes to lie down and okay marvel snap on her phone

06.03.2026 06:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I believe you entirely I just have a frightening backlog if I actually commit to calling it such

06.03.2026 06:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sparta

06.03.2026 06:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I gotta play more...different....things, she says, as she works her way into her fifth season of her historical football manager mega-campaign

06.03.2026 06:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 05:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 612 ๐Ÿ” 115 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Bernard LaFayette, Selma voting rights organizer, has died Voting rights organizer Bernard LaFayette has died. LaFayette's son says his father died Thursday morning of a heart attack. He was 85.

Bernard LaFayette, the advance man who did the risky groundwork for the voter registration campaign in Selma, Alabama, that culminated in the passage of the Voting Rights Act of 1965, has died.

05.03.2026 22:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1836 ๐Ÿ” 755 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41 ๐Ÿ“Œ 86

Lt Gaeta: [Thinking: I will fucking kill you and everyone on this ship.] How can I help?

06.03.2026 05:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hello

06.03.2026 05:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dragonslayer

not sure about the movie but adore the soundtrack open.spotify.com/album/1ZGJIT...

06.03.2026 04:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I ever get to writing a DC comic I'm putting a bunch of Mazzula quotes in for The Question's dialogue.

06.03.2026 04:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 51 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw some, you have my attention! I wrote an article about how every game is Ultima that Felicia Day retweeted on Twitter once

06.03.2026 04:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

whatcha makin?

06.03.2026 04:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reviewers are calling it "cool," "a great sequel to its predecessor," and "Eat the Rich"

06.03.2026 03:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0