Sam Elliott's mustache

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Dust settles on boots, but it sticks to reputations.

Never twirl a mustache you ain’t prepared to defend.

A straight razor needs a steady hand.

Wow! I (the stache) look great.

When you're all down but nine, you hope for the spare.

A man without horse sense is as useless as two buggies in a one-horse town

Only cuss around men, horses and cows.

One screw loose is fine until you go to sit.

Only snakes and Frenchmen take French leave.

Every cowboy chews gravel sometimes

Better hard headed than hard fisted

A mustache is handlebars for the face.

Too much mustard ruins the sandwich.

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A man who polishes his spurs too much ain’t walked far enough.

If the fire won’t light, check your match before you curse the wind.

The best trail advice comes from the quietest saddle.

Don’t teach a mule your business unless you fancy it repeated.

Ain't nothing better than a strong whiskey and a hunk of rare steak

not everyone can pull off a "me"

If your shadow rides ahead of you, you’ve stayed too long at the saloon.

The dryer the cactus, the sharper its pricks

A beard without a mustache is like a cake without frosting

You can lead goats up a cliff but you can't stop their bleeting.

Can't light a fire without something to burn.

Never trust a prairie tenor to harmonize.

Bad medicine won't cure what ails you.

Always keep your plow and your mustache clean.