Please replace me with AI. I am so tired.

It's 5pm somewhere.

This seems like a wonderful metaphor for modern AI.

I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS

Last week @theverge.com published my essay exploring the limitations of large-language models. This week, that same essay is cited by a federal judge in Michigan to distinguish the process of human reasoning from what these models do. Very, very gratifying.

My Linux laptop is named "Grandma" because every time it goes to sleep there's a terrific chance it's never gonna wake up again.

It's Fancy Friday, so I'm treating myself to table service at McDonalds.

The YouTube algorithm has somehow started giving me racist and locally targeted content.

I would like off this ride.

The SOC in SOC 2 actually stands for Straight Outta Compliance.

I need more stories about lint deepening their affinity for the city of LA.

This is art

What people think security work is like: madly typing into a terminal of glowing text while foreign actors beach your firewalls with 0-day exploits.

What it is actually like: auditing key registers on a Saturday.

New Blackpink and new IV of Spades songs!

It’s a good week for music.

I just had food delivered from a restaurant that was 400m away.

Clearly not a day for good life choices.

Best sign of the day:

A meme. 2 panels side-by-side. Panel 1: A big empty American-style refrigerator. Caption: "Your Company's Architecture Template". Panel 2: The same refrigerator with a single salad ingredient on each shelf. Caption: "Your Company's Architecture Template In Action".

Nicola Willis is trying to find cuts wherever she can, including her commute time.

I'm going to wait for the AI summary.

1/ The US government has ordered the Swedish city of Stockholm to end its diversity, inclusivity and equality (DEI) programmes within 10 days. The city authorities say the demand is "bizarre" and they won't be complying. ⬇️

I'd buy this shirt.

Spending my Saturday night sorting paint while watching a foreign election.

Living my best life.

Someone tried to make the case today that we no longer need strongly typed programming languages because AI can write and check the code instead.

I hate it here.

I curse past-me for thinking moving house was a good idea.

I've watched every episode of Um, Actually and this question was the first time I've ever found myself screaming argumentatively at the screen.

Windows chooser dialog Outlook Outlook (new) Outlook (zero sugar) Outlook (Caffeine Free) Outlook Freestyle Outlook '95

Fun fact: I have ~468 litres of books in my book collection.

My job isn't to protect my team from the "shit" falling from above. My job is to give them the context so they understand why it is raining.

Been back in Australia less than 24 hours, and I already had to fight a spider just so I could get some sleep.

This is relatable content.

Thanks for the birthday gift Spotify, a 404 is exactly what I wanted.