Scotch Tape™️

I am exhausted.

So far customers have been great. Plenty of tears but nobody is throwing chairs.

Lost my voice around 11:30.

I’ll chalk that up as a win.

I am cheating for lunch and having Culver’s because fuck me Im too tired to care.

It’s not too bad. Can’t post photos because of personal belongings and such.

Administratively it’s going to be a nightmare but…

Nobody hurt. Minimal damage.

Wake up. Check phone. Boss called:

Worst voicemail ever.

“There is a fire at the site”

Fuck. Me.

What an unfortunate last name…

I LOVE Amy Winehouse's cover of The Girl from Ipanema.

Domain name acquired.

Douchebag!

It was hella good.

Fin.

I was gonna take a gander at Tuta tonight and see what that’s all about.

Also probably going to purchase my own domain so dunno quite yet.

Scotch’s ramen dinner for tonight with eggs chicken and peppers

We are fending for ourselves tonight so I am making ramen.

That’s chicken in the take out container. Trying to up my protein intake.

And only using one of the chicken packets to keep down on the salt.

Hey those are cool!

did we ever get to the bottom of what a fetty wap is or is that still ongoing

I second this.

Hahahahaha Kevin Sorbo is such a fucking twat.

Thinking about grabbing my own domain name.

It’s dirt cheap these days.

I was about to switch, too.

*shrug*

Oh it’s gonna be a bit lol I am looking to drop 45lbs for my first goal.

Wewt! I love when kiddos get interested in music :)

What did they get?

Kristi and Corey doing reverse cowgirl so she can shoot a dog

@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social please and thank you

If there's another name that screams more than inbred, genetic misfire, fuckstick like Markwayne, then I haven't heard it.

Yet.

MyrkWyne

For sale: 1 plane fuck bed

Right?

It’s been there the whole time.

Boobs? Yes please.

Thank You.

I have ideas of course but nothing concrete yet.

When I hit my weight goal, I’m gonna get a new one.