A sign that Pam Bondi, while trying to distract from the fact that Donald Trump is a pedophile by talking about a measure of stocks, is like her boss a piece of trash. Who the fuck cares what the stock market is when asked about people who like to fuck children?
What now Pam?
Screen capture of a Facebook comment that says, “It’s like Pretty Woman except with Eva Braun and Jabba the Hut.”
No further reviews are necessary for #Melania
"Times New Roman is not a font choice so much as the absence of a font choice, like the blackness of deep space is not a color. To look at Times New Roman is to gaze into the void."
Savage.
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I like music.
Narrator: He did indeed like music. One specific kind of music.
(Hands me a Tic Tac)
You’re welcome!
Narrator, too late apparently: Thank you…
H: What are the seasons?
Me: Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter. Sometimes Fall is known as Autumn. You have an Autumn in your class.
H: Is Summer also a name?
Me: Yes. Do you know a Summer?
H: No, I only know Fall.
Siri, is Bob Dylan older than a tree?
Siri: "Here's what I found on the web for Bob Dylan tree"
If you put hot pepper up my nose, I can sneeze my tooth out.
(On solutions to a loose tooth) 🦷
When I was in middle school, I got a D in Algebra I. Never did I think that firing the teacher was an option being I didn't like the results of my work.
A missed opportunity.
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And? I always request not only a big piece, but the corner piece.
Who’s with me?
Everything is fine
North Carolina would like to have a word with Tennessee #AppleMaps
And now we know why…
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PHOTOS OF TRUMP AND EPSTEIN TOGETHER?
(Written in all caps because I know my audience)
1. I will definitely be increasing my monthly donation to my local public radio station.
2. Fuck Trump.
3. Fuck Republicans.
@npr.org #SouthCarolina
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And I always thought MAGA's entire obsession with Epstein was stupid and a distraction, but this "pay no attention to the man behind the curtain" business makes me wonder if something is actually there.
The more #Trump talks about #Epstein, the more convinced _he_ is actually on some list and connected in a criminal way.
This is like the robber visiting the scene of the crime afterwards...
When I grow up, I want a motorcycle for Christmas.
Narrator: Who’s going to bring it?
Santa.
Narrator: Who’s going to pay Santa for it?
No one he has $1 billion.
Will you give Santa five dollars for his monies though? He needs it.
A chihuahua mix
Internet: My chihuahua smells like cumin and I do not know why
Please investigate and report
Narrator: The network did not, in fact, exist.
A gold star is a gold star, TSA. Don’t be difficult here…
TL;DR;
There is no taking sides here.
Trump is a mentally-challenged, psychopathic narcissist who doesn't care about you or anyone else--his personal enrichment and worship is paramount.
/3
Musk was a dipshit pretend "genius" who was wrecking our country by manipulating a former television personality who has become a caricature of a fraudulent president.
2/
Let's make this incredibly clear as these two divas fight...both are evil. They are both the bad guys. There is no, "I'm on X's side." Both are against you.
1/
Remember these things? Mine still boots. #eeePC #netbook
For someone who chooses who is in the press pool, this is fantastic
He’s starting to panic people will notice he’s totally fucked the economy … apple.news/AThEsKL_JQF2...
