leila sother-perez🍃

in a way, this is the worst 40 ive ever spent

but it is also the funniest one

this city is fucking rotten

time to make my mutual aid post saying "my internet bill is coming next week and i need to pay for my heart medication please send me 40 bucks"

just bribed a cop for having sex on the street

Its up to the Goo Too Man

NOW STROLL DUDE WHAT THE HELL

NO FUCKING WAY NUI SENT ALONSO AHAHAHAHH

So is Ocon and Gasly pulling stupid moves against eachother

"Perez Lawson incident" is a sentence relevant both today, and in 2022 Mexico City

*Racing Bulls with the .5 sec pit stop gap, Lindblad on P6 and two drivers instead of one*

Look at me, I'm the A-team now

Isack Hadcar

I TAKE EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT THE NEW CARS BACK HOLY SHIT THIS SEASON IS GONNA BE ABSOLUTE CINEMA YEAR OF THE HORSE FORZA FERRARI WOOOOOOO

HE TORE THE MIRRORS OFF HIS CADILLAC

there really was no way in hell Mercedes was gonna be able to fix that car in time to atleast put up a single lap, considering each laps takes 1 minute 25 seconds and you need to get momentum for a flying lap, they basically had 4 minutes or so to get the car out.

thank you max. thank you.

max verstappen i love you thank you for crashing you just got my boy kimi enough time to get his car fixed thank you you are my goat

Chasing Low Vibrations by Foster the People on Apple Music Song · 2024 · Duration 3:24

Aston Martin F1 2026 theme song:

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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

To fill a gap in my CV I've said that I was a guitarist for The Fall for a brief period. No-one has disputed this or even asked questions about it. Fesshole GOLD from 27th December 2020

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The best Shrek movies in order are 2, 1, 3 and 4. Anyone who says otherwise is a contrarian.

Sure Apple's been making massive steps forwards with the iPhone, we finally have competent hardware (256/8 go brrr), even the base chipset rivals the M1, it also has memory tagging extensions (and actually uses it unlike Android), etc

But alas, locked and pozzed ecosystem outside EU/Brazil

Android may be killing itself with the whole app certification thing, switch to quasi source-available schemes (QRP when), and even more GMS dependencies but I still will not switch to iOS fuck off

Motorola News | Motorola's new partnership with GrapheneOS Motorola announces three new B2B solutions at MWC 2026, including GrapheneOS partnership, Moto Analytics and more.

Context: Motorola partnered with Graphene, marketing speak hints to mainly ThinkShield improvements with a possibility at OOTB compat for some devices (pretty much just the Thinkphone but still a W if the 2026 model is an EdgeNeo)

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if they make this years Edge Neo have a competent chipset and storage config while keeping the exact same format (size and LTPO screen), and sell the Think phone edition with GrapheneOS I will cry thats a dream phone

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DANIEL MICAY YOU BLOODY BASTARD YOU ACTUALLY DID IT HOLY SHIT WORST PERSON YOU KNOW JUST DID THE COOLEST SHIT YOU WILL EVER SEE MY KING LETS FUCKING GO

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WILL TOLEDO'S FULL NAME ISNT WILBERT ALFRED TOLEDO JR

I've done it. I finally understand pointers. I know it may not seem like a huge achievement to others but I get pointers in C now.

It releases in multiple parts.

QUIEN CHINGADOS ME MANDO A HACER CONTRATO CON TOTALPLAY LA PUTA QUE ME PARIO

Mixing a double expresso with a can of four loko to serve it as if it was sake in a circle

I'm trying to drink away the part of the day that I can't sleep away /lyr

President Trump has allowed the use of The Gayest Bomb Of All Time in Iran