I’ve started sayin “He’s wearing a wire!” when I see these glasses.
One man overheard and pulled them off. 😭😭😭
I’ve started sayin “He’s wearing a wire!” when I see these glasses.
One man overheard and pulled them off. 😭😭😭
I'm independent. Sometimes too much so. But relying on people mostly leads to disappointment, sooooooo.....
What a terrible time to be literate
Or to have choices.
not so much in the vein of being mean, but rugged doggedness to outlive the bastards and help folks who need it. Living well and being strong enough to see the bastards crumble and suffer, despite it all.
Albanese over everything
31 years ago today, Krusty the Clown first mentioned saying “the quiet part loud,” an expression which has since gone on to widespread usage.
#TheSimpsons episode “A Star is Burns” first aired March 5, 1995.
May I suggest doing things out of spite as a motivator?
Gotta keep it original
This this this
99% of yall need a meat thermometer
Gotta know when to hold em & when to fold em
Sometimes, not getting what you want is a stroke of luck. We’ll see what happens with this in the coming months.
This shows the sort of data that Proton Mail, which prides itself both on end-to-end encryption and that it's only governed by Swiss privacy law, can provide to third parties. In this case, the FBI. @evystadium.bsky.social has more.
Scoop by @josephcox.bsky.social: www.404media.co/proton-mail-...
Thank you for NOT doing that
even if they could name one, that might not be enough. they would have to name multiple people. One ain't enough.
For the first time in a long time I got hit with two "Call Tyrone" references in a week.
Reset the counter back to zero.
An endless meeting
I cannot just hop off tho
my day is now shot
#haiku
JFC.
You can call me fat. You can call me old. You can even call me a little off. Touched, if you will. Spicy brained.
But you cannot call me ugly.
It’s hard to celebrate wins when this party has ghouls lined up ready to go to make life worse. They should all be locked up.
we used to be a proper country with full keyboards on our phones
What the hell is a Markwayne anyway?
🫠🫠🫠
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
Anyways.
You ever met a muthafukka named MarkWayne that was trustworthy? You haven't.
Trump Administration Live Updates: President Ousts Noem as Homeland Security Secretary www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...
This country can afford anything it wants. Single payer healthcare. Affordable housing. Modern transit systems. High speed rail. Everything is a choice.
Not the phantom uncalled moving screen again...
TikTok announces that they’re not going to deploy “controversial privacy tech” that’s actually the same end-to-end encryption most other providers use to protect users’ DMs. www.bbc.com/news/article...