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my god what a beautiful day in this very specific way

We wanted to understand Trump's end game in Iran. So we talked to three unvaccinated Jake Paul fans at a Jack-in-the-Box in Fresno.

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It is extremely wrong that there is no whistle emoji. Somebody call the Unicode Consortium

In a recent hiring round, I interviewed a candidate who claimed to live in Chicago (where I'd lived for years) but couldn't tell me a single thing about the city. I felt like a human CAPTCHA. It's so deeply bad for everyone involved.

I really love America sometimes.

Today it was snowballs. Tomorrow, someone could paint a black circle on the side of a mountain, causing our officers to drive the train into the mountain, turning the train into an accordian that plays a sad little tune indicating that the officer has been seriously injured

Wow

as someone who grew up in the Albany area, a "steamed ham" riff is never too far away

I'd like to think any hot-dog-related email bypasses all customer service workflows and goes straight to the top.

This App Warns You if Someone Is Wearing Smart Glasses Nearby The creator of Nearby Glasses made the app after reading 404 Media's coverage of how people are using Meta's Ray-Bans smartglasses to film people without their knowledge or consent. “I consider it to ...

This is cool as hell: An app designed to ping people about nearby smartglasses.

Also cool: The creator was inspired by @404media.co coverage, a great illustration of why their journalism is so essential. This kind of work is funded by paid subscribers so become one of those if you can.

Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

put googly eyes on that snowball there’s another pal right there!

The tragedy of John Fetterman is that he used to dress like a slob but have an encouraging spirt, making him an Oaf of Rugged Individuality, one of America’s great oaf groups. But now he dresses like a slob and whines all the time, making him an Oaf of Misery

brother, what

just wait until it develops a taste for the stuff and starts mule kicking those barrels one by one

Prediction markets shouldn’t exist, and if they were actually prediction markets and not degenerate gambling dens this wouldn’t be “insider training” it would be a high-quality signal for an accurate prediction. The fact there’s a presumption of it being insider training invalidates the whole thing.

if Elon Musk didn't exist this would be the corniest thing I can imagine

“is there a technology that the left is excited about?”

Trains. We love trains, actually

I live a trad life, living off the land simply, because living natural is the best way. If you want to know how to live off the land simply and without technology, please watch my TikTok videos and join the discord, I also stream on Twitch every Thursday where I scream at women who wear pants

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

with alt text, because everyone needs to be able to read this 😭

hard same. he’s probably always been like this but he was better at pretending when we were there.

it was astonishing and honestly devastating for a bit to look back at all of my "crossed wires" moments and pinpoint this as the exact cause.

"I'm asking just to understand" has been my go-to for people I know will always try to assume bad intent, otherwise you can just vibe with my curiosity 🤷

man, Bad Mojo was such a cousin game (I'm the cousin) and such an incredible time capsule 🪳

it is so embarrassing that we can’t get trump on the epstein stuff. After access Hollywood and Miss teen USA and the E Jean Carroll verdict, it’s like we let Jeffrey Dahmer go three times and then found him with a hundred human heads and we‘re standing there like are you SURE these aren’t yours

as a former employee who sat through a lot of his addresses leading up to and through peak COVID, he's always been pretty loosey-goosey with his "joking" and phrasing, but this is a lot more overtly sinister than it used to be 🪦

every time I post on LinkedIn I regret it (including posting today) 🙈

I'm obsessed with this clip. The wrist brace. The sound stage. The small crowd of apparently real humans acting like a looping crowd sprite in a PS2 FIFA game.