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Matt Zimo

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Father living in North Carolina. Creator of the Vols and Master and Commander feeds. Pretty good HubSpot administrator by trade. Competent in Drupal. I like to read non-fiction, especially about informatics/library science and history.

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Three cans--brown, yellow, and blue--each with an image of a grinning/grimacing cow wearing sunglasses and the word "SWERVE"

Three cans--brown, yellow, and blue--each with an image of a grinning/grimacing cow wearing sunglasses and the word "SWERVE"

Swerve (2003-2005) These "dairy drinks" from Coca-Cola tried to make milk--or at least the 52% of the drink that was milk--into an EXTREME beverage for the kids. Came in chocolate, vanilla-banana (Vanana), and blueberry-strawberry (Blooo!) flavors

01.05.2025 15:37 πŸ‘ 485 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 39

One of the light bulbs in the fixture over my bathroom sink burned out and I finally have self-confidence

26.02.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

"who puts a school on a military base?"

12.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think sometimes about the fact that I had to get a Ph.D. in order to have a voice to speak and people like Elon Musk think that living on Mars is a good idea and that gets taken seriously.

06.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are really going to regret the technology we have built.

01.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 1498 πŸ” 203 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 22

My mood

01.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Being right wing is actually a bananas existence cuz it will have you saying shit like β€˜Ay cut that Bad Bunny off & put on Bawitdaba’

22.02.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is lowkey reallyyyyy fucking good.

Please, y’all… don’t sleep on it.

15.02.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 4

Omg. Titus Pullo! Great role.

17.02.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess they would prefer lots of oddly shaped fragile things.

15.02.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Boo!

15.02.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's so surprisingly good. Fun, light, short episodes, big dicks and poop jokes.

14.02.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"

12.02.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 8320 πŸ” 2540 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 149

It’s as Sara Ahmed said: solidarity doesn’t mean that our dreams are the same dreams or that we hope for the same future; it is a recognition that we stand on the same ground.

09.02.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 168 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I tell you what, Ring figured out exactly how to weaponize white people’s empathy in service to a corporately controlled surveillance state.

Tell them it will find your dog.

09.02.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 3081 πŸ” 701 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 48
Sophisticated punts enjoyers

Sophisticated punts enjoyers

09.02.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 262 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

Wow, a crypto ad.

09.02.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah man, typing out those instructions are way harder than just clicking the filters on the columns

09.02.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It closed?? Was it the pandemic?

09.02.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Catherine O'Hara in DICK TRACY (1990)

02.02.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who is Moore?

04.02.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Got fired from my job as a vet because I told a lady I was β€˜hoptimistic’ about her rabbit walking again lol and also because I’m not a qualified vet.

03.02.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 199 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

The vest says Bureau of Prisons.

26.01.2026 10:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They call it "pulling a Vatican"

25.01.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 3681 πŸ” 671 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 7

here's the pitch: it's a medical drama with a gifted but quirky protagonist (think House, Bones, the one with that autistic doctor). in this series, the lead is a forensic gynecologist, one of the most respected in her field, but the quirk is her name is Dr. Melanie Penis

25.01.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 378 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

I can hear this gif.

25.01.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Passion of Joan of Arc

25.01.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I know we shouldn't encourage this sort of thing but I am pretty far down the Pakistani Thanos rabbit hole

23.01.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 285 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

This is gibberish. Sounds like my son making a marble run.

22.01.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Forging 100 Nobel Prizes into the ultimate weapon, The Sword of Peace

22.01.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0