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Ash Howell

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Writing about magic, queers, tech ethics, and the evils of capitalism. Work in Astrolabe, All Worlds Wayfarer, Baffling Mag, & Lightspeed | #vp2023 They/them. https://www.ash-howell.com/

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Paste up on a light pole Text says fuck ice all my homies hate ice. Picture is sailor moon giving the middle finger.

Paste up on a light pole Text says fuck ice all my homies hate ice. Picture is sailor moon giving the middle finger.

OlyWa

Cc: @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social

13.02.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 271 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The daily existence of millennials is laughing while crying. On special occasions, we alternate screams of laughter and despair.

12.02.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've just realized. Banks used to be big imposing high street buildings because it gave people confidence they had money and weren't fly by night. A big elaborate website was the internet equivalent: proving someone had invested Β£ and was here to stay.

You can't trust that any more.

11.02.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 450 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4
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Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

01.02.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 10743 πŸ” 3238 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 167

If Democrats haven't announced their proposal for the Donald Trump No Guns in Public bill by the end of the day, they're missing an easy shot

27.01.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 7510 πŸ” 1921 πŸ’¬ 232 πŸ“Œ 93

After the Boston Massacre, the soldiers responsible were arrested and received fair trials. King George recalled the regiment to England, and then American leaders were like β€œgood, that was enough, we’ll remain your loyal subjects forever…” wait, that’s not right…

27.01.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 3848 πŸ” 517 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 19

The instant a professional organisation or convention uses β€œAI” is the moment it shows itself unworthy of prestige or member money.

It’s that simple.

21.01.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 192 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
I can’t speak for everyone, but my mind tends to treat writing an article, making a video, writing a song, cooking a meal, drawing an image, and, apparently, designing software the same way. It’s not a matter of just β€œgenerating” something perfect from my head, but exploring the tension that exists between what I’m imagining and the limitations of my stupid meat body. That’s actually the exciting part. It also lets me figure out if something has turned out wrong or just resulted in a happy accident. Vibe coding, like every new trend coming out of Silicon Valley, turns this process β€” the entire act of creativity, itself β€” into a slot machine. One more pull on the AI and maybe it will figure it out for you. You won’t understand how any of it works, of course, or feel particularly proud of what you’ve done, but maybe you’ll have something. Just a few more dollars for some more tokens. C’mon, just pay a bit more.

I can’t speak for everyone, but my mind tends to treat writing an article, making a video, writing a song, cooking a meal, drawing an image, and, apparently, designing software the same way. It’s not a matter of just β€œgenerating” something perfect from my head, but exploring the tension that exists between what I’m imagining and the limitations of my stupid meat body. That’s actually the exciting part. It also lets me figure out if something has turned out wrong or just resulted in a happy accident. Vibe coding, like every new trend coming out of Silicon Valley, turns this process β€” the entire act of creativity, itself β€” into a slot machine. One more pull on the AI and maybe it will figure it out for you. You won’t understand how any of it works, of course, or feel particularly proud of what you’ve done, but maybe you’ll have something. Just a few more dollars for some more tokens. C’mon, just pay a bit more.

www.garbageday.email/p/am-i-too-s...

19.01.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 3934 πŸ” 845 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 86

"I'm not in Minnesota -- what can I do to help?"

A list of ideas!

11.01.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 2407 πŸ” 1658 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 101
A tumblr post from user nitrwrighter on March 26 last year:

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
#the current horrors 2025 edition

A tumblr post from user nitrwrighter on March 26 last year: Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM. #the current horrors 2025 edition

Also, if you’re having trouble concentrating you’re not alone.

BOSS, THE FASCISM

09.01.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 212 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5
A satirical website for HiltonICE.com: "Experience Compliance at Its Finest."

A satirical website for HiltonICE.com: "Experience Compliance at Its Finest."

About Us
Our Story

Hilton ICE is a premium hospitality experience built on discretion, compliance, and selective compassion. Located wherever federal enforcement requires dependable accommodations, we deliver polished rooms, streamlined coordination, and an operating environment free from unnecessary complications.

​

Our properties provide the full range of services expected of a global hospitality brand, including thoughtfully designed accommodations, attentive service, and a formal commitment to cooperation. By aligning comfort with authority, we support continuity of operations and ensure expectations are met without interruption.

​

At Hilton ICE, hospitality is not a reflection of values. It is an operational standard.

About Us Our Story Hilton ICE is a premium hospitality experience built on discretion, compliance, and selective compassion. Located wherever federal enforcement requires dependable accommodations, we deliver polished rooms, streamlined coordination, and an operating environment free from unnecessary complications. ​ Our properties provide the full range of services expected of a global hospitality brand, including thoughtfully designed accommodations, attentive service, and a formal commitment to cooperation. By aligning comfort with authority, we support continuity of operations and ensure expectations are met without interruption. ​ At Hilton ICE, hospitality is not a reflection of values. It is an operational standard.

Unauthorized Use of Hilton
Trademark
To the Owner and Operator of the Website
https://www.hiltonice.com/,
Please be advised that the use of the Hilton name, including its incorporation within your domain name and its use in connection with a hotel-branded website, constitutes unauthorized use of a protected trademark and raises significant legal concerns.

Unauthorized Use of Hilton Trademark To the Owner and Operator of the Website https://www.hiltonice.com/, Please be advised that the use of the Hilton name, including its incorporation within your domain name and its use in connection with a hotel-branded website, constitutes unauthorized use of a protected trademark and raises significant legal concerns.

Thank you for your note.

The use of the Hilton name on HiltonICE.com is intentional and expressive. The website is a work of political commentary and parody addressing Hilton's publicly reported cooperation with ICE, presented in the visual language of a hotel brand to critique that decision. No affiliation, sponsorship, or endorsement by Hilton is claimed or implied.

The site does not offer lodging, accept reservations, or engage in commercial activity, and is protected as expressive speech. The purpose is commentary, not confusion.

That said, I appreciate you reaching out and will review your concerns with counsel (a Ouija board and the ghost of the First Amendment).

Dog Bless,

Tobes

Thank you for your note. The use of the Hilton name on HiltonICE.com is intentional and expressive. The website is a work of political commentary and parody addressing Hilton's publicly reported cooperation with ICE, presented in the visual language of a hotel brand to critique that decision. No affiliation, sponsorship, or endorsement by Hilton is claimed or implied. The site does not offer lodging, accept reservations, or engage in commercial activity, and is protected as expressive speech. The purpose is commentary, not confusion. That said, I appreciate you reaching out and will review your concerns with counsel (a Ouija board and the ghost of the First Amendment). Dog Bless, Tobes

So @tobymorton.bsky.social is a national treasure and Hilton is fucking up royally with this nonsense. www.hiltonice.com

cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social

07.01.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 2423 πŸ” 699 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 34

Rough vibes on this website today, likely because people feel Hopeless and Helpless Because Can't Stop It and No One Who Is Supposed To Is Trying To So Now We're Fighting Each Otherβ„’. I recommend activities such as book, or potentially instrument if you like instrument, or even do talk on phone.

05.01.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 15577 πŸ” 2062 πŸ’¬ 644 πŸ“Œ 254

thinking about how, in the Russian history elective I took in HS, every time a tsar was facing domestic weakness the teacher would turn to the assembled students and ask "so what is it time for?" and we would chant "stunning territorial annexation!" and she would respond "well, DUH, girls"

03.01.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 1902 πŸ” 502 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 20
Preview
a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man is asking " both " Alt: β€œBoth? Both. Both is good.”
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12:32 am on Christmas… trans rights

25.12.2025 05:32 πŸ‘ 2270 πŸ” 546 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 5

we are in this constant artistic conversation that is coated in years of fingerprints and patina from being handled by artists and being shaped by our senses and our bodies and our gravity and physics and how sound carries in the air, and that is such a precious, beautiful thing

15.12.2025 15:52 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking news: US military has seized oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela. Leadership making foghorn noises and insisting they are now β€œfriends with all the octopus. All of them.”

11.12.2025 16:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
50 physical copy giveaway of The Poet Empress by Shen Tao on Goodreads, until November 3

50 physical copy giveaway of The Poet Empress by Shen Tao on Goodreads, until November 3

They are giving away 50 copies of my debut, The Poet Empress, on goodreads! I hope you'll enter πŸ₯°

#booksky #ThePoetEmpress

20.10.2025 22:36 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Fearless earnestness is the next cultural phase.

13.11.2025 04:12 πŸ‘ 190 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 10
a screen grab of a tweet about ocean spray cranberry jelly: **Buy my BOO-k** Emily J. Edwards…. 1d i should take a moment to remind you that Ocean Spray is actually a cranberry growers collective and by supporting the superlative
"goo in a can" name-brand cranberry sauce, you're supporting workers and small farmers
oatmeal influencer 
**Buy my BOO-k** Emily J. Edwards .. 1d: so many reasons to love Superlative Canned Goo this holiday season
Lindsey Becker @lcatebecker β€’ 1d
Replying to @MsEmilyEdwards
Plus, their manufacturing plants are

a screen grab of a tweet about ocean spray cranberry jelly: **Buy my BOO-k** Emily J. Edwards…. 1d i should take a moment to remind you that Ocean Spray is actually a cranberry growers collective and by supporting the superlative "goo in a can" name-brand cranberry sauce, you're supporting workers and small farmers oatmeal influencer **Buy my BOO-k** Emily J. Edwards .. 1d: so many reasons to love Superlative Canned Goo this holiday season Lindsey Becker @lcatebecker β€’ 1d Replying to @MsEmilyEdwards Plus, their manufacturing plants are

My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!

17.11.2025 01:52 πŸ‘ 2498 πŸ” 770 πŸ’¬ 97 πŸ“Œ 94

β€œArt opens up what is possible. Not everything has to be immediate or predictable. Defend slowness when it serves a purpose, silence when it speaks and difference when evocative. Beauty is not just a means of escape; it is, above all, an invocation.”

I’m not Catholic, but Chicago pope spittin’ bars

17.11.2025 16:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Charlotte folks-Compare Foods has waived delivery fees for groceries, so if you know anyone who'd like to get groceries delivered rather than go out to the store while the nazis are in town, spread the word

17.11.2025 00:12 πŸ‘ 196 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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"Love your neighbors more than your government"
Sticker spotted in Savannah, Georgia

17.11.2025 08:52 πŸ‘ 606 πŸ” 198 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
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a baby is looking out of a window with the words take my money . Alt: A toddler throws cash out of a window (which is actually an apt encapsulation of what my bank account thinks toddlers do), captioned β€œTAKE MY MONEY!!!”

β€œnecromancer-for-hire”?

17.11.2025 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a β€œSpace Force”, if you will

13.11.2025 14:27 πŸ‘ 11705 πŸ” 1819 πŸ’¬ 236 πŸ“Œ 55

The arc of history is a foot-long, but it bends towards justice.

06.11.2025 20:25 πŸ‘ 2228 πŸ” 350 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 11

YOU THERE BOY, WHAT DAY IS IT

04.11.2025 14:27 πŸ‘ 150 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag.

Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.

03.11.2025 04:38 πŸ‘ 10163 πŸ” 1799 πŸ’¬ 121 πŸ“Œ 78

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

30.10.2025 16:01 πŸ‘ 39545 πŸ” 14913 πŸ’¬ 570 πŸ“Œ 666

Just get Dropout instead

28.10.2025 13:07 πŸ‘ 329 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 8