B-Side

I think this is a great argument, beautifully constructed

>let claude code fuck with production
>no backups
incredible.

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

“I was there when it was written” etc etc

A kitchen counter with a cursed square waffle and cursed waffle iron on it with that “optimally packed 17 squares” layout that is deeply unsettling to look at. The outer parts are aligned to a square but there are 7 squares in the middle at various angles and it looks like complete nonsense but it is in fact the most compact way to store 17 squares in a larger square. I have no idea where this came from and whoever made it should go to jail.

You may not like it, but this is the optimal way to construct a waffle with exactly 17 squares.

a lot of you haven't rewatched firefly recently and it shows, in the sense that you probably shouldn't rewatch it ever if you want to keep thinking it was good. it was a mass delusion that i also participated in but in my defense i hadn't started reading feminist blogs yet at the time.

Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

Important to remember re: Proton (Mail/other services) is that they have always bragged about being governed by Swiss law in their marketing, but let people assume that Switzerland's famed privacy in banking transactions applies in other realms of civil society.

It firmly and resolutely does not.

I have a pretty good relationship with my mom, all things considered, but this piece of Katie Gavin's "The Baton" (which likens intergenerational trauma to a relay race) has made me well up every time it comes up on shuffle because my time with her is still finite.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX8p...

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

Chotiner: You've made the claim that no one has ever fed you in your life.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Yet there's food in your dish right now.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Let's change the subject to the ripped-open bag of sandwich bread on the floor.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: I have read different things.

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

les hamentaschen sont pas sucree

Apparently not!

I am once again asking the UK's Eurovision delegation to Just Give MNEK Whatever He Wants to Write/Produce/Possibly Perform The Entry

"Watch this CEO" oooooh boy, this sentence had better end with "fall out of a hot air balloon"

Good morning! Yes, this is he

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

As always

How do you like THESE apples, Mr. Madame Secretary, Sir?

Dunkin Donuts - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

had to rewatch this work of art in light of rfk jr's dunkin donuts comments. and also after watching dozens of my comrades walking by my apartment window this winter during full-on blizzards carrying iced dunks in their bare hands www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSvN...

JUBILEE!

Meta Ray-Bans are a Cybertruck you wear on your face.
www.garbageday.email/p/meta-ray-b...

femeile fac cumpărături!

I am now co-equipment manager for my club and trying to see if anyone else wants to do a very fun road trip where we fly to Fargo, rent a moving van, and go to the curling stone outlet

honestly, just put on an official-looking vest, put them on a little cart and say you're here to take them for refinishing

mentally trying to picture someone trying to nonchalantly sneak a 42 pound rock out of the arena

Wheelchair curling drama: 2 rocks stolen from Paralympic venue ahead of competition | CBC Curling drama has arrived at the Paralympics even before the first competition rock has been thrown. Two curling stones have been stolen from the Cortina Curling Olympic Stadium.

HERE WE GO, LADS #WinterParalympics

www.cbc.ca/sports/paral...

Saw a thoughtful thread about AI, don't want to QT or argue. But. The biggest rage factor with LLMs is the people who, because genAI is transformative for coding, think it's transformative for everything else, because they devalue every other form of work and labor and knowledge.