The desperate attempt at humor will continue until the world is no longer so heartless and grim my god it is so grim
06.03.2026 13:28
π 123
π 37
π¬ 3
π 1
The desperate attempt at humor will continue until the world is no longer so heartless and grim my god it is so grim
bolognese is lowkey unstoppable
π«’oh no, your menβs mental health. Are you okay???
(turning a big rusty crank) letβs fire up another day here on the bullshit machine
BREXIT HAS GONE SPECTACULARLY WELL THANK YOU THERE IS SHIT IN OUR WATER AND ALL OF OUR HARVESTS FAILED DUE TO RAIN BUT WE MUST PUT ON A BRAVE FACE AND EAT THESE GREEN POTATOES AND MAKE BREAD WITH PLASTER DUST IF THE FLOUR FALLS AFOUL.
π©·
Define 'Young'...
War queer goes hard af
No Dr Dan who I call Dr Dan because youβre so young and fun, I donβt want you to examine me or my legs that I didnβt shave since the start of hibernation. I want you to run along and come back with your ugly much older associate orβ¦a β¨womanβ¨
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
This sounds like a vomit drink
YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANY TIME YOU LIKE BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE
*holds your hand while we stamp on everything*
FUCCCCCCCCCK
π
βItβs not that deep.β It is that deep. I am a well. Lower the bucket
A unicorn in the wild!
[not making eye contact with you]
of course i'm not a reply guy
[sips an earl grey tea quite gingerly]
i'm an rsvp guy
so many people need to be shamed for continuing to do habits in front of others which they should be ashamed of doing even alone. I wish you a big fucking stop it and self awareness, whenΒΏ stop being so bally rancid challenge
Iβm down for that π
I know exactly what you mean. When you consider weβve known each other since around 2014/15? Look how much has changed even in that space of time and not really for the good at all π₯Ή
Ugh when uk added stupid social online laws last year I couldnβt get into my inbox without proving I was over 16, I didnβt want to send anything etc so took the least shit option at the time which was let their ai guess my age. I was in hospital at the time with pipes all over my face so I did it!
Would you mind adding the back of the neck where skin is soft and ready to be scratched to death to this list?π«
Oh wow, wait until you hear this is hardcore.
I am excited to see π€
Full moon above cottage on hill with smoke coming from a chimney, trees in silhouette either side. Lights are on in the windows of the cottage. The painting is a very deep teal blue.
Goodnight.
πΌοΈ Moonlight, Thomas Lamb.
a collage of three of my digital illustrations Left : Cover illustration for "Out of True" by Rien Gray. Two hands are holding onto a disintegrating sword, a dark forest in the background. Middle : A digital illustration of two people holding hands (actually dancing but it's not clear in the painting). One hand is pale and blueish, with long dark claws. The other hand is more human-like and veiny, with some deep scars further down the arm. There's also a frame made of gnarly branches, with the image of a crow, a snake and the crescent moon engraved in the wood. Right : A digital illustration of hands clutching a sword, surrounded by vegetation. One of the hands has a stylized dragon tattoo on the wrist.
handsπ handsπ handsπ handsπ
Come over!
A Classic π
