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saw a movie set in the 1930s that used the word "milksop"

06.03.2026 18:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

going back to salted butter. we were happier using salted butter.

06.03.2026 17:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you aren't ready for college ruled paper but all of your peers are already using it, you can carefully remove the cover off a college ruled notebook and then glue it over the cover of your wide ruled notebook.

05.03.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"what if just a single smart person joined a police department?" is a common premise for a tv show.
realistically, "what if a real dumb guy joined a company?" is more common and relatable.

05.03.2026 07:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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before it was discontinued, the papermate phd offered a dignified choice for the ergonomic pen shopper - you could pretend you were a scholar with a name like "phd". now i am choosing from pens marketed to arthritis sufferers.

05.03.2026 04:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pretty excited to try the tall items spray head accessory for my dishwasher tonight.

05.03.2026 03:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

stan gets locked in an outhouse with a crescent moon cut into the door and they move the outhouse to the middle of a rodeo ring and when he opens the door you can see his boxer shorts with hearts printed on them and he has to run from the bull with his pants around his ankles.

04.03.2026 05:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they want stan to play the city slicker who sits on a horse backwards and eats his beans with an upside down spoon.

04.03.2026 04:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the 2026 garbage pickup calendar arrived today, no changes from 2025.

04.03.2026 04:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there's so many "most improved average" bowling belt buckles for sale, i wonder if anyone actually wore them.

04.03.2026 04:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

watched a movie and someone made a snack that was a buttered baguette with some squares of chocolate inside with a glass of milk.

03.03.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

jay would like to be the cinematographer for your next standup special. he's going to film it entirely from outside the venue.

03.03.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

business idea: get some real cheap old cars and then just badge them as an special edition tied to a defunct retail operation. b. dalton edition toyota tercel. mervyn's edition plymouth sundance. you get the idea. i'm sure you can find someone who will pay for that.

03.03.2026 02:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a bunch of marks, like crayon scribbles, on a wall in rohmer's "a tale of springtime"

a bunch of marks, like crayon scribbles, on a wall in rohmer's "a tale of springtime"

poorly masked paint job on a wall/door casing gosford park 2001

poorly masked paint job on a wall/door casing gosford park 2001

really like it when movies have interiors with walls that are kind of messy or less than perfect or use a hard wearing high gloss paint. the standard matte paint has to be touched up so often, t looks really inert when it's perfect.

02.03.2026 04:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

top 10 mousepads for march 2026

01.03.2026 21:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i opened a package of fruit snacks and it was 7 grape ones and 1 apple one. really challenging start to my day.

01.03.2026 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

finding someone that looks exactly like me. we start talking, we become friends. late one night, an idea is put forward: what if we put on a little weight and rode motorcycles? is guinness really going to check birth certificates?

01.03.2026 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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does this count as a bridge? it's just an open barn placed over a ditch.

01.03.2026 02:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

years ago i was waiting in an auto shop's lobby and it had good morning america on, a pop singer was a singing a song that sounded so close to the "it's always coca cola" commercial that i thought i was going insane. eden xo, "too cool to dance"

28.02.2026 03:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a movie about how the tidal wave of ticket barcode scanning technology fractures the family of a ticket stub tearer.

28.02.2026 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yoko La Tengo

28.02.2026 01:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brooks & Dunn & Yoko

28.02.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sales of lice shampoo collapsed after ratatouillie was released.

28.02.2026 01:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Jesus and Mary and Yoko Chain.

28.02.2026 00:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yoko & The Bunnymen feat. Echo

28.02.2026 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one of the nice parts about having an oversized melon is that they always seem to have my hat size in stock, even when the normal sizes have run out.

27.02.2026 18:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 17:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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CBS Sports extension keeps SailGP in U.S. sports spotlight SailGP will remain front and center of U.S. sports programming after confirming a new multi-year broadcast extension with CBS Sports through the 2027 season

the ellisons really took the time to examine what normal everyday americans yearn for and discovered that it is yacht racing. sailgp.com/news/26/cbs-...

27.02.2026 02:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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throttle wide open, heard there's a sale at the levi's outlet.

27.02.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

larry ellison is going to force everyone in america to watch sailing, it doesn't matter how much it costs him.

27.02.2026 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0