I would really think in the year of our lord 2026 that a building would be able to be kept at a decent temperature and not be extremely hot one day because it was unexpectedly 50 degrees outside and then extremely cold the next when it is expectedly 35 outside
Those Live Nation messages are crazy, talking about "robbing them blind...and OMG did you see Brian's hat? he looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe"
Have done my taxes online the past few years but last year it cost me money bc it's JUST complicated enough. Decided to do it on paper to save the money even though it's super annoying and I'M DONE PLEASE CLAP
This guy's an annoying piece of shit. Wah I need to go to London so I can write instead of taking care of my wife and kid STFU 😀
I've just instinctually never wanted to watch Hamnet and bro this guy is petting a hawk within the first couple minutes?! That thing should eat his face off.
Bottle of "Fruit Fly Lure", which is probably just sugar water but okay charge me $30 or something for it
I know people don't like "I read ___ as ___" for comedy but if you saw my try to process Fruit Fry Lube as I scrolled by it, you would have thought it was funny, I promise.
I was just replying to an email and it disappeared? Like it didn't get sent accidentally too soon or anything and the thing I was replying to is gone, too?
So is hauling ass through customs AND security, not having time for dinner, only to sit on the damn tarmac for almost an hour
It's a special kind of torture when your plane lands early but you can't actually get off because another plane isn't ready to leave from your gate yet
Sweating! In my bikini
They sell little pretzel nuggz that come with a cheese sauce and it's GOOD
Have not looked at my work email in three days. Please clap.
I start work at 7:30 and the boy doesn't start until 9 and that hour and a half feels like an ETERNITY of not sending random dumb messages lmao
ours finally did so maybe yours will soon?
when my job moved to a new building in 2019 they bought fancy simulators. care to guess how often they've been used in the intervening 7 years?
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They've been using famous music for 2 or 3 seasons of Love is Blind now but I'm still surprised every time. Ed Sheeran? Beiber?! Maybe buy more food for your contestants instead?
I think if it takes them more than ten minutes to notice that I want the check I should just get to leave
obviously they may like it and i hope they do, but i do not like these olympians' boyfriends proposing at the olympics. they have enough going on!!
Dept. Asst: I've been out all week, can you put this exam together?
Me: If I get it before noon today
Faculty: Surely she sent it to you last week. DA, didn't you send it to her last week?
You think if she sent it to me last week I would say I need it by noon today???
holy crap. glad i didn't see that live (or at all)
People watching this season of Love is Blind who are not from Ohio, I swear most of us don't do O-H-I-O chants all the time. If someone says it, we are contractually obligated to respond, but it does not happen constantly, I swear.
yiiiiiiikes
we have a Student Information System, a Human Capital Management System, and a Financials system and you can't be logged into more than one of them in the same browser or it all breaks
They were saying she finished her third surgery and I was like 'whoa...well, actually she already needed one from the ACL, so really it was only two MORE surgeries'
Can either take Pilates or have paid for 2 classes this week and only taken one. You'd think this would be an easy decision and yet
someone called someone else a 'little fucker'
i wish i'd had more energy for gossip the last few weeks bc the theatre people are full of drama
I was with you prior to headphones just because of my current set-up at work where the PC is across the desk from me and when I put on my headphones I'm constantly getting in my own way. I still WANT the cordedness to work, but with this set-up it SUCKS.
Just realized we probably shouldn't be allowed at the Olympics if Russia isn't allowed because of Ukraine, since we basically took over Venezuela...
