Vincent is a pen name bro 🍉

literally why

rewatching Fillmore for the third time and i know this is just a dumb parody/copaganda bit there is something hilarious about a child saying "theyre getting away!!!" about another kid they go to school with...

like ok but they're coming back tomorrow??? its school???

BRO???????

thank you all for respecting my decision to not learn the difference ❤️

unfortunately to the white nerds who care about this sort of thing--i always mix up joss whedon and wil wheaton. actually, i dont even know what they look like. i just imagine a generic skinny white guy with a beard. and for no reason whatsover, im gonna toggle the interactions setting on this post

IM NOT ASKING FOR MUCH!!! JUST LET ME BE 5'7", GOD

my legs have been aching something fierce lately and its all i can do not to let it gaslight me into believing theyre growing pains and ill magically grow a few more inches in my early 30s

and yet...i want to believe....

Adult Mask with a Low/medium nose bridge!

Turned off all the tones and colors just to see what only the line art for this looks like. Ahaha it looks like I made the world's hardest coloring book page

what irritates me about the growing surveillance online is like....even with all that, i can bet you mass shootings will not stop. like not even a little bit. "we just want kids to be safe" you did nothing after sandy hook. actually not nothing, you allowed harassment of the families of the victims

AS YOU SHOULD

vincent wearing a flo mask on an airplane. it snugly covers their mouth and nose.

its just me and my flo mask against the world...

oh for fuckssake

my coworker was using gemini to answer customer tickets (i work IT) and found out after that he gave the customer the wrong information. it was all a hallucination

actually the worst part of all this is them expecting me to read all that when they did not write all that. eat my entire ass

My hand holding the book up against foliage with orange flowers. The cover has an illustrated house with demon horns and a tail.

What I'm reading:

17) You Should Have Been Nicer to My Mom by Vincent Tirado - gothic horror, demons, toxic family
bookshop.org/a/4108/97800...

getting this tatted on my forehead (not really but ykwim)

"you are a poc. i'm a nigga. episode: we are not the same."

inspired by the funniest tweet i've seen

Niggas are owed reparations episode:2026 and some random Japanese kangi.

so regal

the worst part of the following up isnt even the consistent misgendering either--its the fact that they keep sending PARAGRAPHS upon PARAGRAPHS, blowing smoke up my ass about a book they're trying to convince me they've read

DAWG, IM NOT READING ALL THAT. FUCK OFF.

you know, it was annoying enough receiving those AI generated emails from scammers who seemingly want to "advertise to their large group of readers"--ITS EVEN MORE ANNOYING WHEN THEY KEEP FOLLOWING UP WITH MORE INANE AI BULLSHIT

AND THEY KEEP MISGENDERING ME

what...pray tell...does that phrase even mean?

depending on how my finances look at the end of the month, i maaaaay want to splurge on a switch 2 with kirby air riders and the new animal crossing update...mostly bc its cheaper than a framework 12 laptop 🫠

im jealous!!!

my memory is shit except for remembering extremely vivid and random details about a book i should not have read when i was in high school, it seems.

"being a billionaire that exclusively hires hot blonde women is the kind of thing a man who is named in the epstein files would do" - a thought i had when suddenly remembering a weird detail in Fifty Shades of Grey

i did make a new tiktok account using my spouses phone (so that the region is firmly canadian) and will be posting more there but it still sucks

i posted a video about being in Canada, and two hours later, that video was not being pushed at all to my followers. i had to link it to ppl for them to see it at all.

we are REALLY being isolated from the world and i hate that so much.

you're in for a treat!