Aaron Brethorst

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

Man we would’ve been so much better off with Harriet than Sam.

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

Unrelated and frankly unimportant, but shouldn’t your header on here feature fiddlehead ferns?

“God has a plan for all of us” sounds like a threat coming from this guy.

Admittedly, it’s a nice change from the tankies in the CHS comments, but still really annoying. Luckily, they have far less influence than the district 3 tankies.

I think there are like 10 Republicans here in West Seattle. Unfortunately, all of them love to comment on West Seattle Blog.

Are they specifically concerned about Iranians, or the senseless killing of thousands of innocent people? Because if the latter, I have some bad news for them about USAID.

The only unknown unknown is where my next fix is coming from.

Technically she’s more like an angel or something

Are you sure this wasn't generated by @horsedisc.bsky.social's long form cousin?

He is in his room laying on the floor, repeating like a mantra “not tired, I don’t want to.”

Or perhaps (m x n) + 1 problems?

Sometimes when you have a problem you say, "I know, I'll use Kubernetes." Now you have two problems.

Update: mom went to bed. Toddler is watching Bluey on 'his' iPad. I'm sitting next to him debugging an iOS app issue. The dog is silently judging me.

I Breed French Bulldogs Because They Make Great Companions and Prove God Is Dead Whenever a potential buyer for one of my prized French Bulldogs approaches me, I give them my standard sales pitch and set of warnings. French Bull...

Sweet little inbred goblins. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-b...

My toddler just yelled out, while leaping into the air, apropos of nothing, “I’M READY TO MAKE POPCORN!”

It is 10pm here. Everyone is ready to go to bed except him.

That actually sounds pretty good. Except for the AI part.

I’ve been hearing a lot of doomerism from friends about the midterms: Trump will rig it. Trump will suspend the elections. Etc.

I think this is all rank doomerism. Even if he tried, I think he’ll fail. Even if I’m wrong, the response from the American people would be without precedent.

Also, whether or not the Soviets might’ve had a point when they rolled those tanks into Czechoslovakia.

He’s just mainlining brewskis and rewatching ‘the cool parts’ of Apocalypse Now.

Ivana Trump Memorial Golf Course

Just the absolute worst, most venal, mush brained man you could imagine. Congrats everyone, we could’ve had the nice Black lady instead.

go home, disc horse bot, you're drunk.

Oh this reminds me, I really think you need to get over the whole Richard Burton thing.

Fun fact, there is a whole subsection of the Geneva convention now devoted to Moonbug intellectual property. Subjecting someone to Cocomelon, Blippi, etc could be considered a war crime.

Bluey but otherwise I agree.

Java, but I doubt it’s recognizable to anyone other than crusty millennials or gen x’ers

I’m fairly confident that’s one of those Daleks that can climb stairs.