Kevin Poorman

Well… have i got a deal for you… I’ve got one that can handle your web browsing needs on, and off your lunch break. only 1k.

#puppyBowl

I was today years old, when Apple music cut me to the bone by playing the Foo Fighters on the Classic Rock station.

Where's my Stones and Zeppelin? the ‘gods waiting room’ station?

I’m … torn. Is this a reference to the time of year, or the spectre of capitalism, nationalism, and the fall of the American empire ‘dark’ ?

Cause, I mean, yeah. Either way. 100%

I find it BonkerBalls that you can only create automated flow tests for record triggered flows. #BadSalesforceNoDonut. With more and more orgs putting more and more crazy unmaintainable flows together this is more and more important.

… 11/5/25.

Remember remember the 5th of November, the republican treason and plot.

You know how Dragons hoard things? Instead of something useful like gold, I am a dragon hoarding unread emails.

So you don’t have to. You can thank me later.

Dear @fifaclubworldcup.bsky.social please move the 2026 world cup *FROM* the united states, to *any other country. The United States will 100% abuse and harass non-white soccer fans. Don’t make Soccer fans suffer, take it away from here.

Javascript is drunkely typed.

Not to be left behind, and to celebrate the kick-off of Dreamforce ‘25, we’re very excited to announce the re-branding of Shirtforce to Agentshirt360.cloud

This starts a revolutionary new chapter for us, one that will be 100% totally different from the shirtforce of yesterday.
#salesforce #DF25

I can’t decide if the quintessence of America is the school shooting, or a homeless, and his dog sitting under the Vera wang awning, trying to escape the rain.

Hi Dreamforce.

Trump’s announced “takeover” of D.C. has a lot of folks understandably worried. It’s an outrageous, dangerous and unprecedented move. But it also is evidence that Trump is weaker and more desperate than he wants us to believe. My write-up in the replies.

I’m speaking at #Forcelandia2025! Join me in Portland August 20–21 for code, community, and some wonderfully weird fun. #KeepCodeWeird #CodeYourTrail #CodeGoals

I love claude-code. But the option in gemini to ‘edit file in editor’ is brilliant. dear @anthropic.com please steal that feature.

Dear friends,

I have survived another week.

The horrors persist.

Grr. I am oddly frustrated that one of my ~10y/o monitors has died.

Meet Rory!

y'all. My 6yo just brought me her Pokemon advent calendar funko pop of the day. It's my favorite Pokemon. (Archanine) She wants me to babysit. But I can't keep it...

If Microsoft Teams solved problems, the would would have run out of problems by now.

I wonder why Apple Intelligence hasn’t solved Calendar event creation. I should be able to paste block of text, and have Apple Intelligence figure out the repeats, etc.

Hello. Where my Salesforce peeps at?

I'm just not so sure the presidency and the position of attorney general were meant to be safe havens for people trying to avoid prison time