Brian Grubb

i love her

i love when a dumb guy thinks he's cooking with an analogy

"ah, but have you considered this other loosely related situation i just made up?"

i had not. but thank you, socrates.

lmao proud of u

Opinion | Daryl Hannah: How Can ‘Love Story’ Get Away With This?

freakin get their asses, daryl hannah

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/06/o...

they SHOULD be

THANK YOU

oh hell yes

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

[millionaire mba guy in a fleece vest pretending to like a $4 burger] mmm yes i love cheesed burgers

hell yeah

just got a $450 monthly bill cut almost in half through the power of Staying On The Phone and No, I Don't Want A Call Back Later, Actually and Making The Supervisor I Waited For Laugh A Little

the existence of an umpire named denver dangerfield brings up an important point...

please set the next season of fargo in a minor league baseball stadium

more like crapgpt

trained under the funksensei

CLUB PROMOTER: what's your name

FUNKMASTER FLEX: [trying it out for the first time] i am funkmaster flex

i have always appreciated that funkmaster flex named himself that

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

Black crowned night heron in a Humboldt penguin exhibit

bro thinks he's on the team 😂😂😭😭😭

i am choosing to disregard that

Weather forecast showing highs in the 60s and 70s

Tommy Shelby saying “we’re on our way up in the world, brother”

i am aware and trying to set boundaries

[scoffs loudly] ok wow i'm feeling attacked right now

"it's... it's just that if i don't get to the genius level of spelling bee it slowly ruins my entire day"

my therapist nods and writes something down.

i figured they were gonna and i still hated it

Type Click Mailbag: What Are We Watching? The mailbag returns with questions about what to watch and where to park

ohhhhhhhh it's mailbag time, featuring reader questions about:

-- what i'm watching and what i'm getting excited about
-- parking in handicapped spots

type-click-type.ghost.io/type-click-m...

i'm at the applebee's

i'm at the pancake house

i'm at the combination applebee's and pancake house

Meanwhile, intelligence reports suggest that the first-ever combo Waffle House and Popeye's is only months away from developing a nuclear weapon

tim this is derailing my entire afternoon and i could not be happier

sure hope rene russo doesn't show up at my door to investigate

boy, that would be terrible

if rene russo showed up at my door

exactl-.... i mean... uh, what stones? did some get stolen? wow.