Brian Grubb

yeah it's right over here

[looks at ryan] thank you SETH

i wasn't asking you

is this about me

"pumpkin pie fiasco"

A leaner Andrew Painter is moving better than ever. One reason is ‘fewer trips to the Dairy Queen’ As he worked toward breaking into the Phillies rotation, Painter cut down on "sweet treats" to help him get back to his ideal weight. He's noticing the difference this spring.

“He just looked at me and said, ‘Sorry, I ate a whole pumpkin pie last night'" is honestly an incredible quote

www.inquirer.com/phillies/and...

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The Five Spot: Twirling Mustaches, Stone Heists, And Wooing Zendaya Yes, I'm posting the Umbrella video again.

THIS WEEK IN THE FIVE SPOT

-- Colin Firth is having a blast
-- the curling stone heist is somehow only my second favorite heist of the week
-- I love when the video of Tom Holland lip-synching to Umbrella becomes relevant again

AND MORE

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Your 2026 Winter Paralympics Primer The Paralympics are the most mind-blowing sporting event on earth. Let's tune in and saying WOW and WHAT and HOW for the next two weeks!

IT IS TIME FOR THE WINTER PARALYMPICS!!!!

The Paralympics are the most consistently mind-blowing sporting event on the calendar. I promise you simply reading about how various Paralympic events work will make you say WHAT?!? or HOW?!?!? out loud at least once

WE ARE DOING THE BEST WE CAN

screencap of ted mcginley on shrinking saying "oh, brian"

screencap of ted mcginley on shrinking saying "so disappointing"

regret to inform you that i almost apologized to the television when this happened

i love her

i love when a dumb guy thinks he's cooking with an analogy

"ah, but have you considered this other loosely related situation i just made up?"

i had not. but thank you, socrates.

lmao proud of u

Opinion | Daryl Hannah: How Can ‘Love Story’ Get Away With This?

freakin get their asses, daryl hannah

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/06/o...

they SHOULD be

THANK YOU

oh hell yes

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

[millionaire mba guy in a fleece vest pretending to like a $4 burger] mmm yes i love cheesed burgers

hell yeah

just got a $450 monthly bill cut almost in half through the power of Staying On The Phone and No, I Don't Want A Call Back Later, Actually and Making The Supervisor I Waited For Laugh A Little

the existence of an umpire named denver dangerfield brings up an important point...

please set the next season of fargo in a minor league baseball stadium

more like crapgpt

trained under the funksensei

CLUB PROMOTER: what's your name

FUNKMASTER FLEX: [trying it out for the first time] i am funkmaster flex

i have always appreciated that funkmaster flex named himself that

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

Black crowned night heron in a Humboldt penguin exhibit

bro thinks he's on the team 😂😂😭😭😭