Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!

a line-art bunny with in nice chonky all-caps outline lettering the words "Fucking Bnuuy" on a hoodie.

A stroopwafel captioned 'stroopwafel' on a black shirt.

Black and white David Lynch says "Fix Your Hearts Or DIE" on a premium shirt.

Mug with the "The future is reduced for quick sale, $2" meme mug image recreated on it.

It is time for a fresh new Etsy thread!

If you're new here: New designs, refreshed classics, and sales will be collected here! This store is full of cool things I *know* you'll love!

I also do requests, e.g. personalized designs and moving designs to other products.

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Joe Rogan headbutt a meteor challenge 2026

A glitched barn owl.

Thank you Sherrilynn!

90/3120

A glitched barn owl.

Thank you Sherrilynn!

90/3120

A little doggy in children's book illustration style.

Thank you Jeff!

75/3120

A little doggy in children's book illustration style.

Thank you Jeff!

75/3120

a marker drawing in turquoise and black

thursday: time for the pre-weekend push!

60/3120

I gave it a black collar and cuffs, but the mock-up failed to update.

a hippo in a simulation of colored marker

23.5 cents from each of my followers would get me housed, fed, medicated, and able to take the bus! Every 5 bucks pays for over 20 people! Have a hippo!

I was going to put this off for a little while, but with the tourists returning to the area the runway for affordable short-term accommodation got real short all of a sudden. We're good for now, but April looks real sketchy.

Yelling possum, in nice flowing script above him "Intellectual" and below, in childish handwriting "(non practicing)"

#plug #refreshed

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Ouroboros with Sisyphus inside, and "I just gotta make it to Friday." On a tee.

#plug #refreshed

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this is also a thing Nazi U Boats were known for doing, guess Hegseth really is taking inspiration from his heroes

accidentaly fires entire ar15 magazine into my foot & leg with 100% accuracy rate) alright. thats fine. heres what i think happened, [1/82]

every comment about energy prices from the trump administration

cats in a darkened hallway are always like

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Red and purple overlaying a warped black and white pattern.

Thank you for your attention. Every donation is deeply appreciated, no matter the amount. Never feel pressured if you can't afford to donate or if you only give a few bucks!
Don't ever put yourself in any financial trouble on my behalf. Always prioritize yourself, your loved ones and your community.

A hole filled with swirly lines bordered by a gltchy pattern in green and blue.

I'm also always open to discuss any other opportunities (design, proofreading, dutch to english and vice versa translating, creative consulting and more, (Also pro-bono!)) keeping in mind that my health does put limitations on my availability. DMs are always open, e-mail is in the linktree in bio.

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I post full resolution files of all my thank you images there.

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"my idols are dead and my enemies are in power" captioning an image of Browser the library cat.

Line drawing of a guillotine, text: "A Wealth Tax Is The Compromise."

US flag, America 1776 - 2026, We had a good run, but good is struck through. On a mug.

Light bomber with a big concentric blue star pattern, very much a gabber design.

To help offset the cost of being too disabled to work, but apparently not disabled enough to warrant support from institutions I run a cool Etsy store: standplaatskrakow.etsy.com

Spread the word! I hope to one day live purely on sales of art and apparel. (Requests welcome!)

Plasma globe on a black background.

If you're new here: I am chronically ill in a way that means my energy levels are very low and erratically distributed (Parkinson's and 5 years of Long Covid. Not recommended.) I depend on the kindness of the internet for thriving and surviving. I try to give back in entertainment and weird art!

Intricate red and purple caleidoscope!

March Money Madness!

Setting the goal to 3120, hoping sales will pick up for spring!

Art stays abstract, but I may add some animals to the mix!

Paypal in bio, if you're European: bank info in the DMs!

it’s good and healthy to hate the moderators on the websites you use in the same way it’s good and healthy to hate your boss

Joe Rogan headbutt a meteor challenge 2026

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

It takes decades and decades of mind fucking manipulation to make it so that it's a 'debate' whether bombing another country and killing their leader is "a war"

hats swimmin on his head. dick is the size of my thumb. could walk him around in a baby bjorn

A possum in a little pink bath tub, a poof of cotton on their head to simulate foam, a rubber ducky on a little bath table. There's some blue on the inside of the tub to make it look like it is full of water. "Sometimes, when I'm stressed. I like to slip into a nice hot existential crisis and wonder what kind of loving god would ever curse me with sentience."

Text: RESPECT EXISTENCE OR EXPECT RESISTANCE [trans flag emoji] superimposed on an image of a screaming possum in a cozy cave in a clothing closet. watermarked @webkinzpossum