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king crissle

@crissle.com

MSEd. dog mom.

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truly a global problem

10.01.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i don't know what this means but thank you!

29.12.2025 02:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the 4th quarter of this bengals/bills game is batshit

07.12.2025 20:48 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

listening to The Read, @crissle.com said guess what the last book was that Juelz Santana read?

immediately I said 48 Laws of Power.

SURE ENOUGH πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ of course that’s what it was LMAOOOO

05.12.2025 18:37 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

TELL THESE NIGGAS!!

14.11.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€ let me go look this up

30.10.2025 19:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tomato, lettuce, hard shells, sour cream πŸ’€

23.10.2025 18:52 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’€

28.09.2025 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you calling A’ja Pebble πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

28.09.2025 02:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Crissle, are you gonna apologize?!

@crissle.com :

25.09.2025 13:48 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

lmfaoooo let me go press play

19.09.2025 14:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love when both games I'm watching go to halftime at the same time.

07.09.2025 01:14 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NONE!

05.09.2025 00:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a profoundly stupid way to start the NFL season

05.09.2025 00:26 πŸ‘ 3373 πŸ” 314 πŸ’¬ 174 πŸ“Œ 38

i cannot believe that nigga spit on dak in first six fucking seconds of this game

05.09.2025 00:27 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

β€œIf you don’t trust men, why are you dating?”

@crissle.com whacked thousands with that one. πŸ€­πŸ˜…

08.08.2025 23:42 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

That’s what I was thinking like where is the security in all this? SMH.

18.07.2025 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I ain’t been to the galleria in years but no I did not know that! Mind blown.

18.07.2025 14:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So for real nowhere is safe. That… smh. Not even NYC is that bad.

18.07.2025 14:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So everybody just knows your car might be broken into no matter where you park and it’s just whatever? Y’all wild for real.

18.07.2025 14:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is unhinged πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ and yall have just accepted it sksksksks

18.07.2025 14:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No that’s really insane 😭 like where do yall park then??

18.07.2025 14:27 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3

excuse THE FUCK outta me????

12.07.2025 16:39 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

oh work!

11.07.2025 00:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LITERALLY!

30.05.2025 16:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I’m glad you approve!

19.05.2025 23:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll Never get tired of @crissle.com episodes of Drunk History 😭😭😭

11.05.2025 00:34 πŸ‘ 162 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Riley demanded I turn off @thisistheread.com cause @crissle.com was cussing someone ass off β€œUsing unkind words”.
1) you was supposed to have on your headphones playing your switch
2) mins yo business

12.05.2025 19:58 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Lmfaoooo she got you together!

12.05.2025 20:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@minakimes.bsky.social the gudetama in your background!

07.05.2025 17:38 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0