Jason Kinkade

The playground teaches life lessons! Some kid starts putting too many rules into the game and sees their authority collapse, then they have to humble themselves to get into whatever new game popped up without them... and on and on...

Welp, it's time to tear some parking tickets off the pad and shove them into the bathroom trash so the Monday guy thinks I wrote citations.

So you were the screaming baby!

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You're not easy to impress! 😅

If you're dead for infinity, live for 80 years, and then are dead for infinity, why not trade five years for some pizza and beer?!?

Apparently 🦝

Sadie & Bear

Dog Frens

Best part of my 12-hour shift is hour 11 when the dogs from the neighboring retirement community come out to see me and my golf cart.

🐶🧔🏻🐶

Sir, that's my usual M.O. but despite the low pay, I've been treated somewhat decently compared to how admin treats teachers. I'll at least give two weeks. I mean, I needed a job and was hired on the spot.

Like most jobs, I'd be a shit terrorist.

But in all seriousness, I am so unbelievably upset that all this could have been avoided.

Isn't that played out? I'd think they'd hit something to make us think, "Damn, if they are blowing up the Grand Canyon Visitor Center then nowhere is safe!" Cuz yeah, I actually feel safe-ish living in a low-value target.

I wonder which state is going to absorb the first mainland terrorist attack.

Yeah, the kids on my apartment playground know everything. 🤦🏻‍♂️

"Fuck you, bitch!" 👶🏼🛝👧🏻

Tito's Hand Cleanser

Tito's Vodka Statement

This is a collector's item, right? 😂 A homeless fren just gave me a bottle of Tito's hand cleanser from when distilleries boosted production of sanitizers during 2020.

Smug Skinner

"Bird" 😆

I ate his donut and mine!

Be me parking lot security guard. Homeless fren with both arms full of plastic bags approaches.

FREN: Do you believe in astrology?? My mom's a Leo!!

ME: I'm a Gemini.

FREN: My mom's a fucking bitch!!

They entered the profession chasing money, not patient outcomes.

Makes sense! Probably helps with depression, too.

Damn it, Mari 🤣

Living the dream. 🦅

I'm working with armed guard bro-lite again. He's OK except for the occasional "giving up refined sugars will change your life" comment. Wut?

Thanks, bro.

Russia turned the U.S. Government into a circus, and we the people are about to pay a steep price for letting it happen.

I left an hour before my 12-hour shift so I could sob in a gas station bathroom while a homeless fren jerks off in the next stall.

I USED TO HAVE IT ALL. She ruined my life for no reason. She had nothing to gain!! 😭

The COVID-Tobacco Barrier

@hollowoak.bsky.social Before my neighbor ex-girlfriend decided that moving back to her dad's house was her best living situation, she let me make a housing-wanted ad on her behalf. Obviously, there were lunatics. Here's some new COVID science for you!

I wish I was there right now. I have three more days of security work before my pre-employment physical for a potential new job, and time is grinding to a halt.

Oh yeah that's exactly what he likes! How far are you from this anime showcase?

Horrifying.

And of course the aftermath will be terrorist attacks on U.S. soil. Iran literally can't fight us army to army, of course the response will be acts of terror.