Jazz The 40oz Connoisseur

It’s a good question to ask, especially to yourself!

A “why do you think that?” will send some people into a rage.

My mouth can be reckless and I interrogate things that I think are problematic. A lot of ppl do NOT want to be questioned 🌚

"The time for justice, the time for freedom and the time for equality is always right now."

I firmly believe that. If you can't do it in the now itll never come in the later. Cause all we have is the present. Past is gone and future is not guaranteed.

Collected them over the years. Got a folder in my phone

The grading window is open. Pray for me….and these children coming to my desk to plead for more time….actually, they need it more 😭😭😭

A DUI is wild in general, but very wild for a person with money….you can just call a ride!

Welp I’m tied as hell and I have a migraine waiting in the wings…
These kids’ volume is about to be on 0 today. 🌚

Sales.

Sounds like a good time to me 😭

Grief is a wild

In 5 days it will be 5 years since I buried my momma

I don’t think I have that many former friends.

Most of the ppl who I called friends over the last 10/20 years are still my friends

How are you not embarrassed to leave piss on a public toilet seat?!???

It’s really out of control

It’s wild because the fine ass women I know are also smart AND funny.

Yes…but he was an idiot….
I still think about how he looked without clothes from time to time😭

Exactly! We been using zoom since 2020. All our conferences are virtual.

I’m tired of the excuses 😭

Either way, if the person is presenting they should know how to share their screen.

Other ppl on the call have grace

We are on zoom btw 🌚

I bet you figured out how to share your screen already and it hasn’t taken you YEARS to learn

If I have to learn 2-3 new programs every year…you can learn to share your damn screen.

If you don’t know how to share your screen in 2026….go to hell.

Whitey's on the moon and the Constitution is in flight.

Hi folks, these days, when someone is having a health issue, it's referred to as an "opportunity," so let's go with that – I'm having one of those. It's also called a type of cancer that's “treatable” not "curable." I apologize if that's a shock – it was to me too. The good news is, I'm not gonna go into any more detail. I'm posting this, because professionally, a few things will have to change - appearances and cons and work in general need to take back seat to treatment. My plan is to get as well as I possibly can over the summer so that I can tour with my new movie Ernie & Emma this fall. There are several cons this year summer that I have to cancel. Big regrets on my part. Treatment needs and professional obligations don't always go hand-in-hand. That's about it. I'm not trying enlist sympathy-or advice-Ijust want to get ahead of this information in case false information gets out (which it will). Fear not, I am a tough old son-of-a-bitch and I have great support, so I expect to be around a while. As always, you're the greatest fans in the world and I hope to see you soon! Much love, Bruce Campbell

Bruce Campbell announces he has a type of cancer that's "treatable" not "curable"

it’s gon snow tomorrow and be 80 on Friday cuz yall keep asking ChatGPT what that thang smell like 😒

Used to tell my little brother he ain’t have no knees. Called him “no patella boy”. 😭😭😭😭

He used to be so mad 😭😭😭

Big sister approved 😭😭😭😭

This Uber driver has been talking to me nonstop this whole ride.

Just like with anti-Blackness, misogyny can be wielded by someone it was designed to attack, too.