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Ryan Heldt

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Grizzled web developer in the heart of #cyclONEnation. Guitarist, effect pedal nerd, tech enthusiast, wannabe maker, weather geek, and fan of the Oxford comma.

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a cartoon of a woman saying i 'm just gonna call them all hello kitty ALT: a cartoon of a woman saying i 'm just gonna call them all hello kitty
14.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So the legendary audiobook narrator Luke Daniels and I will be doing a livestream on Tuesday at 8 pm Eastern. You can catch it on my Twitch or Instagram (@kevinhearne) or Luke’s Facebook (Luke Daniels Audio). We’ll be doing readings fromTHE GREAT BIG BEAR and take questions too

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a man in a suit and glasses sits in a red chair with the words i sort of think ALT: a man in a suit and glasses sits in a red chair with the words i sort of think
12.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting at a table in a waiting room with the words `` cool , cool cool '' written on it . ALT: a man is sitting at a table in a waiting room with the words `` cool , cool cool '' written on it .
11.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sad to see popcorn getting snubbed… again.

10.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 11:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œ1 point for you Brennan” 🀣

09.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Hugo in Judas’ place is very fitting 🀣

08.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe miserable have no other medicine but only hope.”
- Measure for Measure

07.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIf you love something, set it on fireβ€œ

07.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a robot with the words `` number 5 is alive '' written on it . ALT: a robot with the words `` number 5 is alive '' written on it .
06.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 296 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

That’s really well done!

05.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sgt. Declan Coady, 20, from Des Moines, Iowa, was posthumously promoted from specialist to sergeant. He enlisted in the Army Reserve in 2023 as an Army information technology specialist.

04.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Strawberry Delicious Death - Walter Bishop - FRINGE
Strawberry Delicious Death - Walter Bishop - FRINGE YouTube video by azza1200

youtu.be/VAKsSG5nLaU

01.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man sitting at a table says it 's not a lie .. ALT: a man sitting at a table says it 's not a lie ..

It’s called Costanza Syndrome 🀣

01.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So Botnet as a Service?

26.02.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
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a cartoon baby dinosaur is sitting in a high chair next to a bottle . ALT: a cartoon baby dinosaur is sitting in a high chair next to a bottle .
23.02.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Shout out to The Legend of Zelda after 40 years! A game whose sense of exploration and adventure still feels unparalleled to me in many ways.

Art scans courtesy of @historyofhyrule.com: www.flickr.com/photos/histo...

Hand-drawn map by my dad, from when we played the game together in the 80s.

21.02.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 393 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy 40th Anniversary of The Legend of #Zelda!

As a friendly reminder, anniversary celebrations for The Legend of Zelda typically begin in June.

21.02.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway
20.02.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m okay.”

19.02.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pocket Sized Rudy Pocket Sized Rudy is a student at Wagstaff School. People at the school call him that to differentiate him from Rudy Stieblitz, often called "Regular Sized Rudy." He makes his first appearance in "Car...

Yes! There’s a β€œPocket Sized Rudy” but he’s not ever fully shown.

16.02.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you heard of Conversion APIs? Meta, TikTok, Google, and others have them. They’re basically server-side pixels. They’re more work for sites to setup, so not as prevalent, but untouchable by ad blockers.

15.02.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The potus doth protest too much, methinks

12.02.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine how the ham sandwich feels.

11.02.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A gas pump handle with a warning sign saying: CAUTION Do not insert in mouth or rectum.

A gas pump handle with a warning sign saying: CAUTION Do not insert in mouth or rectum.

Behind every warning sign there is a story we may never be told.

18.12.2025 02:51 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

Posted by mistake? Why does it exist at all?

06.02.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s hip hop right there

05.02.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0