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Incident response & management+human factors in software development & operations. “How many incidents does it take to get to the center of a sociotechnical system?" (Yes, that @jpaulreed on The Old Bird Site/Mastodon)

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Very cool!

05.03.2026 04:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why is named after your great uncle?

05.03.2026 03:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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If anyone is friends with any Georgian air traffic controllers, buy them a nice bottle of wine. As guardians of pretty much the only narrow gap still available between Europe and Asia that avoids both Iran, the Gulf, Ukraine and Russia, they are under some substantial pressure.

03.03.2026 14:26 👍 3948 🔁 1275 💬 71 📌 131

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

03.03.2026 12:10 👍 9408 🔁 4090 💬 77 📌 162

I see we've learned absolutely nothing from Star Trek IV.

03.03.2026 20:08 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

You: fill up your car
Me: *chortles* it's priced-in
You: the price is going up because of the war
Me: dude it's priced-in

03.03.2026 04:07 👍 48 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

What IS becoming clearer to me: orgs that were already bad at this see AI as their savior in this arena, precisely because they were never good at it... and never cared to be.

As you point out, @niallm.bsky.social, unclear whether the outcomes will be better, but the sense of comfort absolutely is

03.03.2026 02:08 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Also, it's unclear to me how we're expecting engineers to know what they're supposed to ask these tools about these foreign systems.

03.03.2026 02:06 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Agree all around; I think there's an interesting contradiction around "You don't need to know everything (or even much of anything) about this code your LLM yeeted into production... except in high-tempo, high-consequence situations."

03.03.2026 02:04 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

"llms can write social science articles better than professors now" BITCH I DONT CARE. i literally do not care because the point of people having fucking thoughts and doing research is PEOPLE HAVING THOUGHTS AND DOING RESEARCH. the point of the work is DOING THE FUCKING WORK.

03.03.2026 01:24 👍 366 🔁 63 💬 4 📌 12

Just wait until you’re staring at that code and asking yourself that question during an incident! 🎉🤪

02.03.2026 17:57 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

if you love software and are feeling down about the state of software, find places where people are talking about building stuff, and most importantly, actually building stuff and talking about the specifics of the code

25.02.2026 02:48 👍 107 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 2

One of the ongoingly sad things about SF is it’s fairly easy to tell when the City has gone an unhoused encampment sweep, because you see new (often very emotionally distressed) people in your neighborhood.

(This is not a NIMBY observation, but rather a “We’re not solving anything”-observation…)

24.02.2026 05:46 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Dammit, I was hoping for a Heated Rivalry (“Wanted Rivalry?”) sort of a situation…

24.02.2026 03:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Someone tell Pam Bondi it's time to talk about the Epstein files. The Dow is under 50,000.

24.02.2026 02:46 👍 6434 🔁 1548 💬 194 📌 50
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It's Official: the Cybertruck is More Explosive than the Ford Pinto - FuelArc News We now have a full year of data for the Cybertruck, and a strange preponderance of headlines about Cybertrucks exploding into flames, including several fatalities. That’s more than enough data to comp...

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold.

The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold.

fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

23.02.2026 21:24 👍 9113 🔁 4208 💬 249 📌 517

"Reviewing Cold War-era CIA handbooks" was not on my Monday bingo card, but here we are...

23.02.2026 22:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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People Loved the Dot-Com Boom. The A.I. Boom, Not So Much.

I’d suggest one of the issues here is that AI implementation has not been an organic, bottom-up process. Since 2022, its boosters have been tech titans and media folks who got waaaaay ahead of the demand for this technology and began imposing the features and infrastructure on an unconvinced public.

21.02.2026 15:33 👍 1065 🔁 165 💬 37 📌 44

OH: "Work as described-in-the-contract vs. work as performed."

The former is almost definitely "work as imagined."

19.02.2026 22:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Think it's a "Music to Refine To" afternoon...

18.02.2026 21:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Via an AI cocaine snorter "thought piece": "The first attempt might not be perfect. That's fine. Iterate. Rephrase what you asked. Give it more context. Try again. You might be shocked at what works."

So... you're asking us to actively train shitty models ourselves... in real time? And pay for it?

13.02.2026 09:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nazi concentration camp prisoner population by year

Nazi concentration camp prisoner population by year

ICE is currently holding around 80,000 detainees. Nazi Germany didn't reach this number in its formal camp system until 1942, nine years after seizing power and three years into the war.

10.02.2026 03:42 👍 1991 🔁 1019 💬 28 📌 74

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

10.02.2026 02:51 👍 14525 🔁 2923 💬 48 📌 455

The average developer salary is my new GenAI signal. If it's really about developers leveraging AI and unlocking new value, then I expect salaries to increase.

If GenAI is about increasing profit margins, then I expect the average developer salary, and headcount, to decrease over time.

10.02.2026 04:59 👍 185 🔁 30 💬 15 📌 2

Were they?

To be fair, a lot of dystopian companies were just hawking their dystopian products.

WERE YOU NOT AMUSED?

09.02.2026 05:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Like this vibe of it’s okay if you aren’t fluent in the language, if you don’t know everyone here, if you aren’t familiar with the music, if you don’t know the steps of the dance. If you come with a good spirit and you embrace what you find here, you are very welcome to party with us

09.02.2026 04:19 👍 30 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 1

Elmo
@elmo
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That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰
Based Yankee
@thebasedyankee
You and Bad Bunny should be deported

Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

09.02.2026 03:15 👍 42745 🔁 7471 💬 992 📌 549

Slack logo winking on the commercial for the unwinnable Salesforce AI lottery: 👌

09.02.2026 02:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Raphal de la Ghetto @ilovesmick

All these white people mad about Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl performance... I hope next year they get Bad Bunny performing the whole set in Spanish.

5:32 PM • 2/11/25 • 6.7M Views

Raphal de la Ghetto @ilovesmick All these white people mad about Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl performance... I hope next year they get Bad Bunny performing the whole set in Spanish. 5:32 PM • 2/11/25 • 6.7M Views

Bless

05.10.2025 15:39 👍 5143 🔁 989 💬 26 📌 73