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Jesse Proulx

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Used to run PR for LiveJournal Staff Software Engineer for PlayStation Opinions are yours I stole them

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no idea how people are using phones without cases

this thing is pure aluminum and glass, it barely stays in my hands let alone a slightly angled surface

27.02.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This goofy fucking muppet mask is so bad I love it

#destiny2

23.10.2025 03:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Will be interesting to see which news outlets omit his years of violent white nationalism. I'm guessing practically every single one.

10.09.2025 21:07 πŸ‘ 9343 πŸ” 1699 πŸ’¬ 155 πŸ“Œ 55

Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh

31.07.2023 03:21 πŸ‘ 5198 πŸ” 1587 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 18
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Replying to @high_knees_hobbies TikTok video by that guy looks familiar

jesus fucking christ the unregulated uncoordinated gifted program was not medical experimentation on par with the Tuskegee Syphillis Study you dense delusional motherfuckers

10.09.2025 19:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

way more funeral prep commercials on british tv than I was expecting (none)

y’all just can’t wait to die huh

08.07.2025 15:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't be said enough but not a single person at Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo, Steam, GOG et al gives a single shit what competing platforms you proudly do or don't own. They're electronic toys not symbols of some bullshit tribe war; treat them as such. And quit accepting bullshit from them.

06.07.2025 14:58 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

swear to god this is the only job I've had were people punch themselves in the dick and I tell them to not punch themselves in the dick and they tell me "but we were told explicitly to punch ourselves in the dick, maybe we should use the other fist"

26.06.2025 20:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nintendo Switchβ„’ 2 Welcome Tour for Nintendo Switch 2 - Nintendo Official Site Buy Nintendo Switchβ„’ 2 Welcome Tour and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official My Nintendo Store.

I give a lot of leeway for prices and shit because β€œindustry” but a standalone $10 console tech demo is a hell of a fuck you

www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

18.06.2025 04:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There absolutely needs to be a setting in iOS to disable in-app browser windows

if you need jank-ass javascript injection to get your shit working so be it, I’d rather it be broken in Safari and I can turn it back on if I want to.

06.06.2025 00:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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weirdest UX due to marketing fuckups 101

03.06.2025 02:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

here’s a private channel you can never leave about a topic so cursed that all we can do is keep throwing warm bodies on the pile

09.05.2025 21:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

slack needs a fucking setting to forbid someone from adding you to a group DM

09.05.2025 20:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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got a notification from HR that my weird 10 year dick-shaped trophy is in the mail

07.05.2025 18:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β˜ΊοΈπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

24.04.2025 10:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

> milquetoast engagement bait because smol tiktok nerd

you guys, what about ai though

24.04.2025 09:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

me: ok stop being a hermit and maybe do some shopping

reality: hey uh, fuck you

19.04.2025 10:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

of course I time my Tokyo trip with the Yamanote line being down for maintenance

19.04.2025 10:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

far cry 3

09.04.2025 23:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FUCK I just told a coworker "GOTO 10" and got hit with

"I am too young to get that reference lol"

21.02.2025 16:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

walking backwards, he makes a point of excoriating local zoo keepers

08.02.2025 06:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

how is it that none of the streaming video services offer playlists

let me shuffle some fucking sitcom episodes so I don’t have to stare indecisively at another fucking cover flow menu

06.02.2025 13:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh no

anyways

31.01.2025 01:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

opening TikTok is gonna be a weird muscle memory to unlearn

19.01.2025 08:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I will never trust a Zuckerberg algorithm. I will never let it see my naked soul. This is my vow

19.01.2025 03:46 πŸ‘ 267 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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yet another example of democrats handing donald trump a win for absolutely no reason

19.01.2025 05:15 πŸ‘ 5893 πŸ” 572 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 29

It's so odd to me to hear about general embracing of ChatGPT and whatnot because beyond the shit being forcefed to me, I've found it very easy to not have any desire to fuck with the consistently wrong chatbot that kinda writes like a person would.

19.01.2025 00:06 πŸ‘ 566 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 3

what is it about Star Trek that makes it impossible to make a good fucking video game

15.01.2025 02:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wikipedia is the last major, visible platform for facts that they can’t buy. The attacks are going to be merciless.

07.01.2025 23:12 πŸ‘ 8582 πŸ” 3535 πŸ’¬ 129 πŸ“Œ 93