Anthony Clark

A cardboard box with a logo that says FUGGLER

I thought they caught that guy

Trick photography. That’s actually just a huge bowl of chili.

Put me in charge and I’ll make every public bathroom Noisy. Music, a fan, a water feature… something so that everybody can’t hear what you’re Doing

Sometimes you just gotta cube

Bring out the big guns (a beige button)

Same. I saw the thumbnail in my subs and just sighed.

The car is so fast now.

I don’t know how you did it, but the tires? Full of gas.

Is it donkey Kong 2

@kcg.bsky.social happy birthday my friend!!!!!

Do you have one that holds twelve quarts? You can just cut that one in half.

I’m learning so much today!

They call it metreball 😂😂😂 lol

If i had to play football, I would simply get really good at jumping, then jump or double-jump over anyone who ran at me

Which team should I vote for?

Oh noooooo

Put my picture on it. Put on a label that says “this guy is in here and if you enter you have to deal with him”

I remember it too. It was my car and I had to take the bus home.

Oh I forgot about that. I’m back in.

Junkyard guys have to eat chains and sawblades though. Not a life for me.

This technique is called Permission Skip. If we angle ourselves just right, we can clip onto the counter and access dinner without first being fed

She’s a speedrunner

You can Customize them to be more or less orange

We have to wait an extra day to see it *again*

Naturally. You are not a scoundrel

What if you get in Trouble

No, I was bad too

This image is more brutal than any roast I’ve seen yet today.

As a captive or an employee?

Do NOT approach Dilbert if you encounter him. He is likely to bite and you will have to get a costly, painful shot.